The Adult Toy Price Is Right 06.15.17.

June 15, 2017

It's almost Father's Day so why not give yer Pops something he REALLY wants?
Not a tie or socks...not power tools...
No, the man from whose loins you sprang from deserves something a rubber double ended cootchie/ butthole stroker!!
Yes, your Dad wants to jam his pateranl peni into fake cooters and butts just as much as any other dirty old man.
Just let that image roll around in your head.

Your dad.
Naked and sweaty.
Rammin' a fake vagina...likely pretending it's one of your friends.
You're welcome.
It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!