Meet The Hero We Need Right Now! How Michigan Native Ben Ball Fought Off A Home Intruder With A Replica Battle Ax!!

November 12, 2019

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Benjamin Ball....36 year old Michigan man...Applebee's employee...competitive combat hobbyist....gamer...Rick & Morty fan...AND THE HERO WE ALL NEED!!

Why? Because when faced with a violent home intruder, he did what any other dude like him would do...HE DEFENDED HIMSELF WITH A F*CKING REPLICA MEDIEVAL AX!!!!

One minute he's chillin', doin' some gaming and watching Rick & Morty....next thing a violent felon is busting through his apartment door...so Neckbeard The Mighty picked up the ax he calls "his baby" and proceeded to smite a motherf*cker!!

https://wreg.com/2019/11/09/victim-uses-battle-axe-to-fend-off-home-inva...

We gave Bennie a call and...god dammit....he was everything we wanted and more!