Time to get White Girl Wasted! "Drinkin' The Claw" new parody song from The Johnny Dare Morning Show!

September 9, 2019


First it was Zima....then along came Smirnoff Ice...and now, for those of fellas out there who wanna get White Girl Wasted comes White Claw! It's a "hard seltzer"...meaning it's a boozy seltzer water....and people are drinking so much of it that the company can't keep up with the demand!!
But...come on, guys...do you REALLY want to get caught gettin' f**ked up on a chick drink?
You don't.
Drink some whiskey like a man, Karen.