Time to get White Girl Wasted! "Drinkin' The Claw" new parody song from The Johnny Dare Morning Show!

September 9, 2019

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First it was Zima....then along came Smirnoff Ice...and now, for those of fellas out there who wanna get White Girl Wasted comes White Claw! It's a "hard seltzer"...meaning it's a boozy seltzer water....and people are drinking so much of it that the company can't keep up with the demand!!
But...come on, guys...do you REALLY want to get caught gettin' f**ked up on a chick drink?
No. 
You don't.
Drink some whiskey like a man, Karen.