Rubber lovin' for the masses! It's the Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.31.19.

July 31, 2019



The philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once said “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”
But what if the thing staring at you from the abyss is a dead eyed blow up doll or a big purple vibrating d**k?

These are the sort of profound thoughts that we have...while we're giving you rubber d**ks and cooters.
Because we are some deep motherf**kers.

It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!