Long Story Short

December 6, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

We decided to a 'positive' show today. We figured that it's Friday and we should start the weekend on the positive side of things. That was the gist.  

Accordingly, we asked, "What good thing happened to you?"

 

One call in particular sticks out. Follow along (as we had to):

The caller was in her late 20's and had just gone through a divorce. She moved back in with her parents and, as people are prone to do, she ventured into her own personal Rumspringa. In other words, she juiced her sex machine and put it to work with many-a-man.  

Eventually her parents convinced her 'reel it in a bit' and they set him up with some 'good guy'. She said the man was ugly and boring but nice. Her words, not mine. Anyway, she went to a party with him one night, got drunk and got into an argument.

You see, she wanted to get a tattoo on her ass cheek that reads, "f**k the police". True.

If you're even remotely like we are, you're wondering 'where's the positive story in this?'. Keep in mind, I'm giving you the BRIEF synopsis of her tale.  

Ah, so the end of this very long tale, the moment of 'positivity'; she met a guy who she's with now.

That was her story.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!