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May 9, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today was Big Dummy day and you know what that means...do you?  Do you know what that means? Yes?  No? What that means is that we conducted another Mens Room Poll.  

Today we wanted to know which one of these mascots you would invite for the third person in a  threesome:

 

  • Aunt Jemima (based on Nancy Green, a slave in Kentucky in 1834)

 

  • Quaker Oats (possibly modeled after William Penn)

 

  • Uncle Ben (not Peter Parker's uncle... but a man named Frank Brown)

 

  • Chef Boyardee (Ettore Boirade)

 

Get sexy!

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

And have Alexa do the heavy lifting when you want to hear all FOUR hours of the show. Just yell sternly, "ALEXA! Play KISW!" between 2-6p PST.