The Jury Fury!

June 3, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

We had a discussion about jury duty today. No one loves it, but we wondered which would be the better scenario: average, boring 2 weeks or a 'crime of the century' type trial (like OJ) for 7 months?

Initially, I thought I'd prefer the 7-month-spectacle. I figure it's interesting at worst. However, you're cut off from the outside world for the duration of the trial...and it takes just one fool to f**k up the whole thing, leaving you to explain your decision years later on "60 Minutes". Or so it seems.  

On the other hand, 2 weeks of boredom serving on some garden- variety nonsense sounds absolutely dreadful. Relativity.

​Yea, that's all I got.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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