Laughy Taffy

May 8, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

I had this remarkably clever blog ready to go today. Had a stroke of comedic genius last night, feverishly wrote down some bullet points and came in excited to share it with you.  

Every-so-often, like 'lightning in a bottle', as they say, you have this moment of profound comical clarity and to have the opportunity to share it...well, that's the stuff that gets us really enthusiastic! Last night was one of those nights.

Those first two paragraphs are absolute, bold-face lies.

Truth is, I completely forgot about writing a blog today. But before I confessed I wanted to butter you up with the idea that you were in for a treat.

I'm sorry if you're disappointed but, if you're a regular reader of this blog then you can't REALLY be 'disappointed'. I just assume your expectations are low.  

Actually, last night I fell asleep on the couch to the Science Channel. The Egyptian pyramids were interesting for a bit but not enough to keep me awake.

I'm outta here, bitches.

Until tomorrow, do what YOU do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!


And if you're wondering how to get Alexa to do your bidding and make her the play the entire show, here goes - just say, "Alexa, play KISW!" between 2-6p PST and voila, bitches!