Your Injury is Stupid

July 10, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

On yesterday's show, our very own Thee Ted Smith shared the very personal story of an extended family member who took their own life...with a BB GUN. And yes, exactly what you picture is how he did it...again, with a BB GUN. 

Not to be outdone, a woman in England died in a most unexpected way. You know those new 'eco-friendly' metal straws everyone is using now? Well, this lady had one of those in her drink when she collapsed. The 10-inch-stainless steel straw went INTO her left eye socket and pierced her BRAIN!  Killed HER.

Guy in Spain took a bull's horn to the neck. Sure, it was the 'running of the bulls' in Pomplona, but he wasn't running with the bulls. He was trying to get a selfie when an 'errant' bull put a horn in his 'head- stalk'.

We also have a listener who sent us a uniquely detailed email about his injury.  In a nutshell, he and his girlfriend were having sex with the aid of a 'sex swing'. I'm not entirely sure I understand the logistics here, but the sex swing became dislodged from the ceiling and crashed to the floor. His girlfriend's butt landed squarely on his neck and he broke his spine in 7 or 9 places.  

These are the stories that inspired today's question: WHAT IS THE LEAST IMPRESSIVE WAY YOU'VE INJURED YOURSELF?

You can see our own Robin Fox's dumbest injury from that time a pickle jar attacked her. Serves those pickles right.

OK, I'm outta here. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

And time to order your Mens Room Summer Drinking Shirt! Much like a cooler filled with Mens Room Gold, it'll look GOOD on ya!