"If I Worried About What People Thought, I Wouldn't Have A Career" Comedian Nikki Glaser Talks Masturbating At Your Parents House, Payin' For Porn And More!

April 21, 2020
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Our friend, comedienne Nikki Glaser is...shall we say...not handling quarantine well.
Why?
Well...she's stuck in St Louis locked down with her parents...which makes masturbating an adventure...she can't go out and work through her neurosis on stage...so she subjected her folks to watching her sing karaoke in the living room...and, to top it all off, she's having to deal with all of the attention coming from her blowing an answer on "Celebrity Who Wants To Be  A Millionaire" in one of the most real, hilarious and awful moments in game show history.
We got her on the phone to catch up and...frankly...I think she was reaaaaaal happy to talk to someone apart from Ma and Pa!