Johnny Dare

The Johnny Dare Morning Show

DEATH FROM THE SKIES!! Are The Murder Hornets Coming To Kill Us All? Entomologist Conrad Berube Gives Us The Answers!!

Welp, 2020 is trying it's best to be The Worst Year Ever...first the Covid shuts the entire god damn world down, now the internets are all abuzz (no pun intended) about the arrival of the Giant Asian Hornet, aka THE MURDER HORNET in the US and Canada!! Well, far be it from us to not take the...
Read More
The Johnny Dare Morning Show

From Turkey Timer Nipples To Mashed Potato Boobs: Mr. Skin Celebrates 2 Decades Of Celebrity Skin!!

It started as a hobby...Jim McBride was just another high schooler in suburban Chicago armed with cable TV and a VCR collecting every bit of female celebrity nudity in movies he could find. Then in 1999, he used that encyclopedic knowledge he launched the website that would make him an internet...
Read More
Adult Toy

Practicing Sexual Distancing With A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Oh sure, "social distancing" has become a thing during this whole pandemic mess...but while "distance makes the heart grow fonder" it also "makes the heart go wander" because of SEXUAL distancing!! Which is why we here at the Johnny Dare Morning Show continue our important public service of...
Read More
Valerie Bertinelli

Still America's Sweetheart - Valerie Bertinelli Talks Food, Family And What Van Halen Song Is The Best!!

If you were a guy growing up in the mid-70s, you likely had a huge crush on Valerie Bertinelli. As Barbara Cooper on the long running series, "One Day At A Time", she was America's Sweetheart. Then, through the 80s, she became even cooler to us when she married Eddie Van Halen. She's gone on to co-...
Read More
The Johnny Dare Morning Show

Celebrating Stinko de Mayo with moose poop artist, Mary Winchenbach!! Her show "Tirdy Works" debuts TONIGHT on TruTV!!

Somerville Maine's Mary Winchenbach is a true mordern success story. She was at a fair in 2018 selling her art and jewelry made from moose poop...someone posted a video of her making her sales pitch, the video went viral...and now...she's set to star in her own TruTV reality series, "Tirdy Work"!!...
Read More
Dov Davidoff

"I have a hard enough time using words I know, let alone learning new definitions that will describe where you are on the sexual continuum!" Comedian Dov Davidoff has opinions and is not afraid to share them!!

Of all of the comedians we are friends with here on the morning show, there are precious few who are as blunt, outspoken and unafraid to speak his mind as Dov Davidoff. And all it takes is watching his specials like "Filthy Operation", "The Point Is" and "Lower Your Expectations" to see what we...
Read More
Jack Osbourne

"EVERYONE has a ghost story, so there MUST be something to it!" Jack Osbourne shows us the Portals To Hell!!

Jack Osbourne has lived the majority of his life in the spotlight. As the son of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, he was offered an internship at Virgin Records at age 14...he, along with his family, became a huge reality television star with the MTV series "The Osbournes ", went on to star in other...
Read More
The Johnny Dare Morning Show

Put Your D**k In THIS Box! The Website of the Day: The Hand Pilot Male Masturbation Subscription Box!

During this pandemic lockdown, it's safe to say that we've all have a LOT of free time on our hands. And when you have a lot of time on your hands, there's (hopefully) plenty of opportunity for rubbin' one out. But let's face it guys, when it comes to OUR "self care", there aren't nearly the...
Read More
TJ Miller

"This Is The First Time I've Really Gotten To Understand What It's Like To Have Your Wife To Get Really Sick Of You!" Comedian/Actor TJ Miller Checks In From Quarantine!

In the history of the Johnny Dare Morning Show, few guests have provided more WTF moments than Friend of the Show, TJ MIller. You may think he's weird, you might wonder if he's a little insane...but the fact of the matter is, he might just be operating on a different plane than the rest of us!! And...
Read More
Adult Toy

No Time For Nappin', Cuz It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As the Coronavirus Quarantine wears on, many things have happened. Families have become closer. People are going outside more. Communities have honored those who are on the front lines. And...in the case of those who call in to The Adult Toy Price Is Right...some of y'all have gone dead inside. So...
Read More

Pages