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Thinkin' outside of the box! A Springfield MO funeral home will load your ashes in fireworks!!

Funerals. They're generally boring sad affairs. But Clay Adams, the general manager of the Greenlawn Funeral Home in Springfield MO is putting the FUN back in funerals by loading peoples ashes into a giant firework and puttin' on a fireworks display for all of the loved ones you left behind!!...
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Got a hole in your life? Let us fill it!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

"Finding 5 didlos is better than bar money!" Such are the pearls of widsom you'll hear on any given edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right...as opposed to pearls that go up your butt. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Burn it down Pookie!! The Website of the Day: throwflame.com

If you listen to the Morning Show with any regularity, you know that we kinda have a thing for flame throwers. And now, thanks to Elon Musk's lame ass excuse for a flame thrower, New York has voted to ban flamethrowers! https://www.engadget.com/2019/06/21/new-york-bill-bans-elon-musk-flameth... And...
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Keeping the legacy of the World's Greatest Stuntman alive with "Evel Live 2"...A conversation with Kelly Knievel

If you grew up in the 60's and 70's...chances are, at some point, you wanted to be Evel Knievel. The ultimate showman, the World's Greatest Stuntman, and the last true American outlaw. He was a man who loved his prestige, his clothes, his money, his booze and his women...and he took no shit from...
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FACT: Some of y'all are batsh*t crazy! UFOs! Contrails! The government spying on you and more!!

Hoooooly sh*t. You do ONE story about some people seeing UFOs up near the airport and all of a sudden it's open season for every believer, conspiracy theorist and nutbag in the Metro area to call in! Buckle up, buttercup...it's time to get weird. Here's the original story from Huff Post: https://...
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Let's play The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Dudes who've gone dead inside, one lady who seems a little too happy that her old man left, a special appearence by a famous rock star, a solid shot in Johnny's nuts...and BUTT STUFF!! These are the gems awaiting you as you listen to todays installment of The Adult Toy Price Is Right...brought to...
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Nik Wallenda reveals his battle to conquer his fears with High Wire Live in Times Square

Nik Wallenda is a 7th generation member of the legendary Flying Wallendas family, who have thrilled audiences with their high wire act since the early 1900's. He holds numerous Guinness World Records...he's crossed the Grand Canyon and Niagra Falls...he has cheated death on numerous occasions...and...
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It's your duty to clean that booty! Website of the Day: CuloClean.com

It's no secret that Johnny is a fan of the bidet...and that we on the show are advocates of the wet wipe. In short...we like a clean booty. Which is why we were stoked when we came across today's Website of the Day: https://culoclean.com/ The Culo Clean is a plastic cap that turns any water bottle...
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Actor Tim Matheson pulls the curtain back on growing up in Hollywood!

After getting his start as the voice of Jonny Quest as a kid, actor Tim Matheson built a career with his work in such films as "Magnum Force", "Fletch" and the legendary "Animal House"...as well as on television in such shows as "Burn Notice" and "The West Wing"...and now he's getting set to hit...
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"If you think you're gonna get in a fight, make sure you hit 'em first!" NASCAR star Clint Bowyer on fighting Ryan Newman and more!

NASCAR star and Emporia KS native Clint Bowyer is having a hell of a season....with numerous top 10 and top 5 finishes...not to mention a memorable punch up with Ryan Newman and a recent crash at Michigan, he's bubbling outside of the top 10 in the standings...and he's set to take on Sonoma this...
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