Johnny Dare

IT'S "YOU DO YOU TUESDAY" WITH THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!

There's only three words you need to know about today's ladies item..."The Fancy Licker" Yep. Never let it be said that this show isn't high class!! We're totally elegant. We masturbate with out pinkies out and everything!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult...
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"There is no Van Halen future. This is it." David Lee Roth destroys any talk of a Van Halen reunion.

David Lee Roth is a bona fide Rock & Roll legend. Not only did his reach legendary status as frontman for R&R Hall of Fame members Van Halen, but he went on to become a platinum selling solo artist as well. And after DLR's reunion with Van Halen in 2012 and the subesquent album and tour,...
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KUNG FU! NAKED LADIES! Craig Robinson joins Eddie Murphy on screen in "Dolemite Is My Name!" .

We love Craig Robinson, not only for his work on "The Office", and in movies like "Pineapple Express" and "Hot Tub Time Machine"...but we also enjoy him for his stand up and songwriting skills...not to mention that he's a genuinely good guy who is a complete pleasure to just hang out with. Which is...
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"Our show is that last place where you don't have to worry about being PC!" Stix Zadinia and Steel Panther strike again with Heavy Metal Rules!

With the release of their new album, "Heavy Metal Rules", Steel Panther have stayed true to what made them great in the first place...killer riffs and hilariously profane lyrics...with titles's like "Gods of P*ssy", "F*ck Everybody" and "All I Wanna Do Is F*ck (Myself Tonight)"...they show know...
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Raging With The Machine! Comedian Bret Kreischer stops by The Johnny Dare Morning Show for an epic booze-fueled morning!

Any time our friend Bert Kreischer stops by the studio you can count on one thing...it's gonna be a f*cking roller coaster ride! From getting dosed with Molly by Ari Shaffir, to asking Doug Stanhope to tell your own children that Santa Claus doesn't exist...and that was BEFORE he starting drinking...
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It's time to Make America 'Bate Again with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In these days of polictial divisiveness, lines drawn over religion and color of skin, renewed unrest in the Middle East....there's one thing pretty much all of us can agree on...and that the fact that we like to do stuff with our fiddly bits! Be ye man or woman...gettin' your stuff rubbed on is...
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A MOUTHFUL O' DEEZ (CAMEL) NUTS! Florida woman bites camel's testicles at truck stop petting zoo!

There are soooooo many f**ked up elements to this story that is could only happen in the South. First, you have the Tiger Truck stop near Baton Rouge Louisiana. At the Tiger Truck Stop, they have a petting zoo. At the petting zoo, they have a camel named Caspar. Along comes a Florida couple (you...
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Actress Sarah Edmondson blows the lid off of the NXIUM sex cult in her new book, "Scarred"

For years, actress Sarah Edmondson held a dark secret. For over a decade, she was a member of NXIUM...a self-described American multi-level marketing company based near Albany, New York, that offered personal and professional development seminars through its "Executive Success Programs"...but what...
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Band Geek Makes Good: "Schooled" star Tim Meadows on his High School journey and the "planet" that is Bryan Callen

Before Tim Meadows was a star on SNL...before such movies as "The Ladies Man" and "Walk Hard"...Tim Meadows was just another band geek going to high school in suburban Detroit...thankfully he had a gym teacher who took him under his wing and helped him survive the rough waters of high school. Now,...
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Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight:"Who knew? Apparently, America wants this to be done!" The HGTV series "A Very Brady Renovation" recreates the classic Brady Bunch house!

In the early 70s, Christopher Knight had no idea that the show on which he co-starred, The Brady Bunch, would become such a huge part of pop culture history...and over the years, between reunions and syndication, it has become one of the most beloved shows in television history. And one of the most...
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