The Mens Room

Warning Lights Mean Nothing to Us

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What good news or good thing happened to you lately?" 'Good' news is, of course, subjective, but one person chimed in with one of those small victories that I think all people can appreciate; their 'check engine' light went OFF! Knowing that 98% of us will ignore...
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Pick Your Easter Feast

Hola Bitcholas, "Big Dummy" day here on the show of big dummies, and as we do, we conducted the highly respected, excruciatingly accurate, paragon of scientific specificity that is the Mens Room Poll. With Peter Cotton Tail right around the corner we asked about the contents of his basket...
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Pain in the Chains!

Hola Bitcholas, Pain in the Grass is coming up so I can't help but think of memories from previous Pains in the Grass. Not sure if I got the plural right, but I have the luxury of not caring. If you don't know, Pain in the Grass is a massive cincert we do each year. Anyway, being backstage is not...
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Mascot Plot

Hola Bitcholas, Train of thought. Ever try to reconstruct the string of thoughts that got you to whatever you're thinking about now? Me neither...but today I had to try to figure out how we got into a discussion about mascots. This is how it happened: we mentioned that Duff McKagan was joining us...
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What a Big Ear You Have!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our 'Random Question Question'...so, in theory, we covered a lot of different topics. Actually, that's not a theory...we did, in fact, cover a lot of different topics. In spite of the wide smorgasbord of subject matter, one particular subject became the primary source of...
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Cuban Sandwiches for Everyone!

Hola Bitcholas, Good week here in the Mens Room...and this pleases us. Last few weeks have been pretty good. We picked up an affiliate in Miami (1210 the Man) and tentatively a few more in the south. This, too, pleases us. Basically, we wanna put the show anywhere people wanna have a good laugh and...
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PB and HEY! Not THAT Kind!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so we conducted our Mens Room Poll...and this one hits close to home. You're making a PB&J sandwich: Wheat or white bread Creamy or crunchy peanut butter Grape jelly or other? Think wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! Pain in...
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Indigestion with Indiscretion

Hola Bitcholas, I get the hiccups from time to time and few things suck more than getting them during the show. Sure, everyone gets hiccups and there is no shortage of 'cures' (and I have heard them ALL) but understand that mine get 'medical'. Both myself and my father deal with this sh*t and we...
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Butt I Didn't Mean To!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "what's the story about your phone?" It was inspired by a story out of Tennessee that involved the always-dicey 'butt dial'. In this case, a man 'butt dialed' his girlfriend while he was having sex with someone else...who happened to be a dude. It should be noted that...
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Gilly, Gilly, Probably Near Your...

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to you. I don't mind Mondays, BUT I woke up this morning around 7am with the full belief that it was Sunday. I even took the time to quietly revel in the fact that I had "nothin' to do" 'today'. Then I heard my daughter saying something about school and it occurred to...
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