The Mens Room

The S Show Conductors

Hola Bitcholas, Yesterday was straight up f**king weird. Odd. Off-kilter. Wrong. Other like-meaning words. Mike Hawk wasn't here either. Mike is very much the backbone to everything we do. Technical stuff, on-air stuff, he's got his fingers in everything. Take that last statement any way you'd like...
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Molly is a Helluva Drug

Hola Bitcholas, Every year at Pain in the Grass the fine folks at Motley Zoo Animal Rescue join us backstage with a smattering of dogs and cats in need of a good home. It's always interesting see the Corey Taylors, Marilyn Mansons and Rob Zombies of the world 'ooh' and awww' over these fuzzy little...
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Tapir Off Your Love for This Beast

Hola Bitcholas, Kids...most kids...love the zoo. My daughter is one of those kids that loves the zoo. This makes me happy because it provides cheap entertainment and the kid just might learn something. And she loves animals and nature and all that. So much so that she endures the smell of a zoo...
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Nature, You Crazy

Hola Bitcholas, Get up this morning, sift through the news and was fascinated by a story out of Germany. In this case it involves a zoo where a lioness gave birth to a pair of cubs. It was 'big' news because the cubs were the first born at the zoo in 15 years. Pretty cool. Then the good times ended...
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Legacy Wisely

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and as we always, we conducted our Men's Room Poll. Today we wanted to know whose legacy you'd be most willing to endure: OJ Simpson Monica Lewinsky Tanya Harding John Bobbitt. There's really no right choice. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY...
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Drink for a Tremendous Cause with Us!

Hola Bitcholas, What are you doing September 14th? I'll just assume you're going to Redfestival . You like beer? You like us? You like carnival games? You like music? You like seeing one of the most beautiful mountains on this earth as a backdrop to your day? If you answered 'yes' to these...
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Oh, It's Strange Alright

Hola Bitcholas, Today was a very strange day. It wasn't a bad day, just strange. Strange callers and epic failures on all of our behalves. Miles admitted that he had never connected the dots between Yosemite Sam and Yosemite Park. Ted made fun of him and then said Yosemite Park was in Wyoming. It's...
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Hedgehog Love is in the Air, Jah

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Random Question Question" day so we had a lot of random news stories to inspire us. Understand that all of us just kinda find stories, figure out what WE would ask and then Miles randomly picks the ones he's gonna ask. One of the stories that Miles had that we were...
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On That BRAT Diet

Hola Bitcholas, Pain the Grass is in full swing and we, the Mens Room, will be there tomorrow. Looking forward to it and hoping to see your ugly mugs there. On that note, must go. I sh*t SEVEN times at work today, Miles 5, and Ted took yesterday off to recover from these weird poops. Hoping it's...
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Hell Has a Bartender and Your Order is Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Another rousing episode of 'Big Dummy' has come and gone but, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. The scenario is that you've died and gone to Hell. It's nothing personal, we're just assuming that you are an insufferable heathen. Anyway, you're in Hell, but Hell is kind enough...
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