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Your Worst Fast Food Experience Come True!

Hola Bitcholas, "...beans and such." That was a quote from a caller. It's not important in any way, but hearing "beans and such" made me realize just how unlikely I thought I'd hear someone say, "beans and such." That got me thinking about 'the people you're most likely to hear say, "beans and such...
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No, YOU Have a Popcorn Addiction

Hola Bitcholas, Hope you had a wonderful weekend. I do. I won't lose sleep if you didn't, but I do hope you had a good one. Had to go to Home Depot over the weekend. No big deal...just one of those realities of owning a home. But, had to bring the kids and my son made it very clear that he didn't...
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When Your Gut Tells You Fun is Done

Hola Bitcholas, Not sure what's going on in my stomach, or why it's making the sounds it's making, but I see it as a dire portent of troubles-a-brewin'. Might be from the pastry-wrapped jalapeno sausage I wolfed down this morning. It was delicious and I ate 95% of it before there was any indication...
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Urine with the Right Crowd Now!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day and, as we do, in addition to asking our game show questions, we also conduct a 'Men's Room Poll' every week. This week we asked, "Which pool would you rather have to dive into?" a pool full of tobacco spit a pool full of loogies a pool full of urine or a...
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Sick of Hearing All About Your Sickness, Sicko!

Hola Bitcholas, One of the more flattering things for anyone who has a job is knowing that your co-workers respect and enjoy the efforts you put in. We are lucky enough that our coworkers all seem to truly enjoy our show. It matters. But sometimes it can backfire. Today was a fine example of that...
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Tina, Tina, the Low-Hanging Hyena

Hola Bitcholas, You look fantastic today. I have a question; why do so many people know so many things about female hyena genitalia? I admit that this is a stupid question. Well, maybe it's not 'stupid', per se, but it is a fairly unexpected one. I think that's fair. Earlier today Miles and I were...
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Are You Team Banana or Onion?

Hola Bitcholas, How was your weekend? It doesn't matter...I can't hear you. I got sucked into drawing a comic for my son. Apparently I agreed to this on Saturday night...although I have no recollection of this...and no, I wasn't drunk. Sunday morning my son is at my bedside waking me up (early) to...
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When You Cannot Win

Hola Bitcholas, There's just no making people happy. Trust me, we know this to be true, but still, there are moments when you're reminded that there is no bottom to it. Case-in-point, we found out during the show that a loyal listener died last night. Her husband reached out to us and shared a...
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Have This Day Your Daily Thrill

Hola Bitcholas, I don't do 'metrics'. In other words, I have no idea how many people may or may not read the Big Brown Blog...but Wobin, who has access to said 'metrics', assures me that there are plenty of you out there. For that, thank you. Not sure what the appeal is, but I'm glad YOU do! To...
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The Officer Wanted to Know Y

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine...except for my bubbling guts. Not sure what it is, but I had Alfredo last night. Alfredo consists primarily of cream...and I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I forget about that. My gut has been reminding me all day. Anyway, we talked about '...
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