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Opening Day is in Play!

An American tradition is Opening Day for baseball. Major Leagues Baseball kicked off this week and opening day is a great event. My buddy Bernie goes every year to see the Baltimore Orioles first game with his boys and my cousin Tom does the same with his kids. Heck, my man Mike Hawk is pumped for...
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When the Grandma Hate is REAL

Hola Bitcholas, There were some really messed up stories in the news recently; 'woman who married daughter after annulling marriage to teenage son" (yes, you read that right) "...gets 2 years in prison and 8 years probation." "Woman in Florida gives birth to baby fathered by brother". Yup. We...
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Long Story Short, But NEVER Is!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's show was a disaster...a train wreck...a negative glitch. I don't know how or why or when it happened, but it happened. It felt like a collective effort to f**k it up this bad. It was, in some way, almost glorious. You know, like the way a pug is called 'cute' precisely...
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Stop Trying to Make SOGGY Happen

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our Random Question Question so, as we do every Monday, asked a lot of questions. For reasons I can't recall, the words "hot and soggy" were used by a listener to describe a situation. If you had an adverse reaction to the phrase "hot and soggy" it's because you're not an...
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Redfestival is Back, Bitcholas!

Hola, bitcholas! Today we got to say one of those things that we love to say; Red Festival is back! It's just that easy. Saturday, June 23rd at the Enumclaw Event Center. Same place as last year. In fact, if you missed it last year (you low-down, dirty dog!) let's go back in TIME...TIMe...TIme.....
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Mens Room Poll: Death by WHAT?

Men's Room Poll: How would you choose to die? Great white shark Chimpanzee Grizzly bear Lion Personally, I chose the Great White Shark. As a general rule, I believe that the dumber the animal, the quicker it kills you. It won't toy with you, it just wants to eat you! Until tomorrow, do what you do...
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When Love Hurts So Good

Hola Bitcholas, Inspired by a myriad of stories about relationships (good, bad, ugly, tragic, funny, etc) we offered up a 'fill-in-the-blank'; "The only story you need to know about the relationship is________." We fully expected to get all manner of angry stories and vitriol...but most of the...
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Look Into My Stye!

Hola Bitcholas, I've got this f**king thing on my eye. It's a sty, but it's there and I swear this motherf**ker keeps getting bigger. First of all, I didn't realize the thing was there until this morning. Woke up, and like everyone else in the world, I stretched, scratched myself in those places...
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Kids Can Be So Damn Savage

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure; I'm cool with blood, vomit, sh*t, pee, and MOST other bodily expulsions. Always have been...and then I had kids and tolerance to other people's "stuff" is a necessity. Boogers however, they are never welcome in my world. I'm not sure why they bother me as much as...
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Spring Training Frenzy!

Winter can be cold and dark, but you know what is not cold and dark? Spring Training. I went to Arizona a few years ago for spring training and it was glorious. I say glorious because if you are like me and live in a place that is not always warm or sunny in the winter, the weather number one is...
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