The Mens Room

The Song is Too Short!

Hola Bitcholas, We love our job and, frankly, there is precious little to complain about. Even a raging assh*le like myself is hard pressed to find things I DON'T like about the job. That said, there are some disadvantages to doing a live broadcast. Namely, pooping. It's not a problem often, but...
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The Other Football a Plenty

Hola Bitcholas, As a fan of soccer and a Sounders season ticket holder I should be ecstatic about the idea of going to three different games this weekend. Sadly, the Sounders don't figure into it. No, my son, Lil' Pele, has THREE games this weekend. Three. Two on Saturday and one on Sunday. I'm...
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Prove How Cool You Are!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, thus, the Mens Room Poll day. Today's poll was inspired by headlines we've read over the last few weeks. Today we asked which of these you would choose to do: Tightrope walk 25 stories up Spin on a gurney under helicopter for at least 3 minutes Swim 100...
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Sing a Long Dammit

Hola Bitcholas, We're all 'hard' at work on our next 'Sit and Spin'. Everyone always has a ridiculous idea regarding 'Sit and Spin', but this week we're working on a collection of songs that sound 'romantic' or 'sexual' when you hear them, but would be remarkably creepy if it were spoken word...
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Oh, Shirt!

Hola Bitcholas, Forgot about a blog today. Happens more and more which leads me to believe that I'm just getting old and suffering memory loss. I'm OK with that if that's the case. But, potentially it's not OK with you if I keep forgetting a blog. So accept my apologies and then get over it!!! And...
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The Spice is In!

Hola Bitcholas, Got a figurative hair up my ass last night and decided I wanted to randomly concoct dinner. Made a 'poor- man's' jambalaya with some incredibly spicy fried chicken on the side. Was feeling kinda 'New Orleans-ish'. Dinner, by the way, was f)$%ing fantastic. Sure, I'm bragging a bit,...
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Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Hola Bitcholas, Heading to the Mariners/ Orioles game tonight at Safeco. No big deal except that I'm wearing my O's gear. I RARELY wear things with logos or anything at work. No real reason for that, but I generally keep that kinda stuff for the weekends. Anyway, today I'm going to the game and...
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Get inVested

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked, 'which would you wear for a week straight': Crocs Socks with sandals Bike shorts Sweater vests? Personally, I picked sweater vests...not because I like them (I don't) but because I hate...
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Can We Fix Humanity Already?

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are ya? I only ask because I woke up in the worst f**king mood today. No particular reason, just one of those mornings. Sadly, as I do when I wake up, I immediately started surfing the news to see what's going on and any potential points of interest that might find...
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Nutrition Comes to Fruition

Hola Bitcholas, Trying to figure out what I want for dinner. Let's just say that I didn't take the best care of myself last night, and so today I am starving. Have been all day. Started the work day (around 10 am) with a gyro from the food court across the street. After scraping off all of the veg...
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