The Mens Room

Cant You Smell That Smell

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked the simple question, "Who dealt it and who smelt it?" Not a sophisticated question but a really easy one, as everybody farts...and everyone has done so in a not-so-convenient space-time. Whatever your political leanings, religion, ethnicity or income level, farting at...
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The Neverending Meetings

Hola Bicholas, I'm not a big fan of 'meetings'. Most people aren't, but UN-like most people I'm exceptionally vocal about things I hate; meetings, vegetables, New England Patriots, the length of the traffic light at the top of my street...the list goes on. Anyway, this particular week is rapidly...
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You Have to Be Without ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and lived it up to it's name! Soooo...thank you? At any rate, Big Dummy day is the day of the mighty Mens Room Poll! Today we wanted you to cut one thing out of your life for the rest of your days...but it was your choice. Which could you give up easiest: Your...
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Explain How You Got That

Hola Bicholas, Today we asked 'how did you get that horrible thing you got?' as in a disease or other affliction. Multiple headlines contributed to us asking but man, oh man. The stories we heard today from you, our beloved listener, were f**king crazy. This is what I figured out; I do not want...
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It's Definitely Too Early for This Sit and Spin List

Hola Bitcholas, Today on 'Sit and Spin', Ryan Castle brought us "10 Unnecessary Christmas Songs". Sure, it's only September 17th, but the 'holiday season' seems to encroach on Labor Day a little more each year. I can't explain it but Christmas, it seems, knows no bounds. Some of the bigger...
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Redfestival Was Great Thanks to You!

Hola Bicholas, Holy hell, Saturday, Redfestival was f**king awesome! It really was. The vibe was spectacular, so thank you if you were there. And I wanna be clear; everyone kept thanking US! We just threw a party. You showed up and made it awesome, so thank you! Until tomorrow, do what you do best...
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Which of These Would Win You Money?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you would do the BEST at in an effort to win $1,000,000! - Compete in some kind of 'cook- off'...your choice of food A spelling bee Jeopardy or American Ninja...
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Party with Us This Saturday! Here's What to Know

Hola, bitcholas! Our annual outdoor drinking extravaganza is THIS SATURDAY! You may have heard that our email is down, so instead of blasting you with robo calls or pigeons wearing teeny-tiny scrolls of information, I decided to post it here instead. The 'Dos and Don'ts', as they were, of our party...
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Rest in Hilarious Peace

Hola Bitcholas, Soooooooo, we talked about death today! Yup. Always a fun and entertaining subject. Of course that is not true, but today's death conversation wasn't as morose as most death conversations because the kind of death stories we were conversing about were stupid. Sure, death isn't...
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Busted in the Act of What?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and that means we conducted are Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was the suggestion of Morgan. Who's Morgan? Don't know, but he listens to the show and, therefore, is awesome. Anyway, inspired by Kanye West and his recent earwax eating incident, Morgan suggested...
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