The Mens Room

Indigestion with Indiscretion

Hola Bitcholas, I get the hiccups from time to time and few things suck more than getting them during the show. Sure, everyone gets hiccups and there is no shortage of 'cures' (and I have heard them ALL) but understand that mine get 'medical'. Both myself and my father deal with this sh*t and we...
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Butt I Didn't Mean To!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "what's the story about your phone?" It was inspired by a story out of Tennessee that involved the always-dicey 'butt dial'. In this case, a man 'butt dialed' his girlfriend while he was having sex with someone else...who happened to be a dude. It should be noted that...
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Gilly, Gilly, Probably Near Your...

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to you. I don't mind Mondays, BUT I woke up this morning around 7am with the full belief that it was Sunday. I even took the time to quietly revel in the fact that I had "nothin' to do" 'today'. Then I heard my daughter saying something about school and it occurred to...
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Rock Day, the Seattle Way!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was the 9th Annual Seattle Rock Day. Yeah, it's a thing...and it SHOULD be, considering the Emerald City's contribution to rock and the high regard with which it is held. That we work at the rock station IN Seattle is pretty epic. Truly. Back in '90 or '91 I was cutting my...
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Choose Your Cereal Buddy

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day and, as always, we conducted our world- famous Men's Room Poll. Today we asked which one of these breakfast cereal mascots you would choose to live with for a year: The Trix Rabbit Count Chocula Cap 'N Crunch Tony the Tiger. Personally, I'm all about the...
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Gesundheit, Dammit

Hola Bitcholas, Been sneezing all day. Between the flu making the rounds and allergy season upon us, I am by no means the only person suffering a case of the 'itchy nose', but it doesn't make it any less annoying. On the bright side, each sneeze is very satisfying. They dig deep and bring the...
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Pantsless Wonders!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Burn, Baby, Burn!

Hola, Bitcholas, Today is Monday and it feels that way. Not a bad day, per se, but I've been dragging ass. Went to bed with the hiccups (nothing new) which became heartburn. Again, not uncommon, but no Tums! Turns out that mixing baking soda and water is a good way to kill heartburn. It's also a...
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Book Your Flight After a Flight!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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Choose Your Late Night Identity!

Hola Bitcholas, Another week, another episode of "Big Dummy!" Today lived up to its name as the very first caller took 11 questions to know, well, anything. That, however, is not why I'm here. No, today I want to share the thing I share every week, the 'Mens Room Poll'. Today we asked you which of...
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