The Mens Room

The Spice is In!

Hola Bitcholas, Got a figurative hair up my ass last night and decided I wanted to randomly concoct dinner. Made a 'poor- man's' jambalaya with some incredibly spicy fried chicken on the side. Was feeling kinda 'New Orleans-ish'. Dinner, by the way, was f)$%ing fantastic. Sure, I'm bragging a bit,...
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Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Hola Bitcholas, Heading to the Mariners/ Orioles game tonight at Safeco. No big deal except that I'm wearing my O's gear. I RARELY wear things with logos or anything at work. No real reason for that, but I generally keep that kinda stuff for the weekends. Anyway, today I'm going to the game and...
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Get inVested

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked, 'which would you wear for a week straight': Crocs Socks with sandals Bike shorts Sweater vests? Personally, I picked sweater vests...not because I like them (I don't) but because I hate...
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Can We Fix Humanity Already?

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are ya? I only ask because I woke up in the worst f**king mood today. No particular reason, just one of those mornings. Sadly, as I do when I wake up, I immediately started surfing the news to see what's going on and any potential points of interest that might find...
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Nutrition Comes to Fruition

Hola Bitcholas, Trying to figure out what I want for dinner. Let's just say that I didn't take the best care of myself last night, and so today I am starving. Have been all day. Started the work day (around 10 am) with a gyro from the food court across the street. After scraping off all of the veg...
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Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

Hola Bitcholas, Today, we did a little segment called "Ask the Mens Room"...which is precisely what it sounds like. Anyway, we were asked what we think we'd be doing for a living if not this show. None of us could reasonably answer. And, honestly, all of us really searched our collective brain, but...
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Sherlock It Up

Hola Bitcholas, I posted a blog (meaning I wrote it but Wobin actually posted it) about a new way to name your genitalia. No one asked us to, but we did anyway. It's a simple equation: name of your first pet and the name of the last (or most recent) pet you've owned. Yes, it's stupid, but that's...
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Calling Out the Person You Do NOT Want to Hear From

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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Your Bologna Has a First Name, After All!

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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Doppelgang Slang

Hola Bitcholas,​ Our CEO, David Field dropped by the office today, as he does from time to time. The company has about 250 stations, so he has a lot to say. I probably should listen. It's not that he wasn't sharing important information...it's that he looks lie Harry Connick Jr... and I just can't...
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