JB SMOOVE 06.22.18..mp3

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Born December 16 in Plymouth North Carolina and raised in Mount Vernon, New York. He is an actor and comedian who has worked as a writer on Saturday night life. Appeared in such films as who he tanks and perform best comedy jam. And had a recurring role on Everybody Hates Chris and he's best known as beyond on the long running HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm. In this week. You can see him live on stage at GM propped. Please welcome JB smooth. A little hint from the pickup line with estimates due to an agreement was talking to people. You always talk steps. It's devoid of all emotional level and acting as lawyer like you don't android like new android and like it's what it's like. What to Wear the world's going to be solved when then we might not see. When it's enjoys that means that. Target across the street will be in juries and not working the counter ten questions. To walk around the android. Can help you out have you seen the sex android's attorney making good all coming in towards the lecture sex addicts they've got everything politically Edwards you're a guy who collects all the cards out of the parking lot and you can be easily android external records so that we belong here let me put that up to combat this problem Betsy you were that are service you look at that 10. Source U. There's a real sex kills you you can put your penis and I hurt. You think these things are due to a bit about it he would edit the pro LaMont who did not they've had to remodel now because typical car. He got in order. Geez he's doing his note all cover models we will govern the standard. You know content to up to the right with the rental options on the other the walls to be committed to occidental. I guess they don't cook. I kind of felt so we'll have voiced by frame grab it attributable to respond to be taken out at me and I a little bit older who. If you don't do dual comical stuff in the future. Will be great but definitely got a piece of not to reached resettlement now which is door written on them so it's good to see you know I mean we're about artificial intelligence. Do you think that that machine to take over ever talk about of course gonna happen. What happens if you will happen. At this point to point with my welcome. It took another anyways that's such a good job that was on God's sovereign government and we need we need somebody tickle brightness of the semester during the robots that bring a robust a baby to you and what it was so did we were all kids and talk about that we can create your great uncle would just run everything your dad knew what you do your grandfather knew everything that. Great uncle Pauly for sure knew everything I needed them. Yes indeed there. It was on the do on that do you can do about them well look what about everything and a lot about nothing that worries me the Bible that you should all alternately. If you don't have this but this Bible the new addition. If you don't have to the Bible called the book of Leon. This it's preparing you for life how much time to Obama told you. Follow every everything in the book that will destroy your life different opportunity at hand to hand is too much for you. In New York Euro current state. To tickle that information at one time sovereign demand to read a chapter a day. Means that he had projected date. There's no subject we we we as crucial particularly in courting marriage divorce tournaments and leisure and the court. Views are raising kids who is Obama favorite ones tend to all of tattoos. You know I talk about it to a topic we tattoo their bodies McCain to rid of you want to tell it to you to a real tattoo a tentative exits like my first tattoo is going to be. It's just. My first time tools will be. Two pockets my naked body. When money is taken out of pocket so I'm always I'm always kept saying that's what. North that's it's what one. The smaller version of the guys who get the detectives placed into the pockets pockets and at some times when bad pocket have you done an intriguing to two pockets to market. But at a time. I'm gonna stick it out the next few while also look we won this debris when you're tenth through this I wanna do to malevolent Jerusalem. Only attempts two of her laying on top of me. Well. How hip muscle movement in the whole body we have a top mom by all. That was an important opportunity that I have a tombstone in particular getting into Galveston and PW were without her suit she's on top she beat out that she. Do you have any that is beautiful round would have to do about the other girls are holes that point nobody on its head asking but by the UA it was acute season. She's facing hitters are definitely I. 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I think it's terrible lot in those with your mom dad I don't know what we will execute you know which did I patrol. And we grow burgers you know relatively bad neighborhood but referrals to weed through. It out of you know you guys here or there or on an even course you know. They would that it's not easily do that when you think about it. It's you got the book is in good to meet the book a book of Leah is the hardest hit the world right. Because it's easy to tell you restore old yet that's easy yardage lead you know what it is your sense of this. Is philosophy. This is. Philosophy oval fool now this book is is doing a pivotal noticed on wrote the book of Leon. Passage of the channel demand and our commitment to rag on in my in my role in my slippers on my socks to Monday. I would post it here and a scholar right channel him has become the main button to write the book. Photographs of his the most distant to me you wouldn't you know there's a lot. 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And everything in the moment so we will we will have a flipped a valued if you can if you can. Capture David's media attention you've you've got to be able to write you got in the way you've got to build improvised and I mean you've got to be the best the best he he really is like. And he's that level of pride in the right Paul Mooney lately young made his illusions absolutely you know. At that that reduce the money from one or two do you think you'll get that Larry David Hill moment there that remind. Got a little noticed aleris taxes money yeah. He has he has a human touch to Curb Your Enthusiasm money yeah. But. He still didn't like Exxon fell one but yes the guy had no room to debate we've got to make you be scans. If you're gonna become the most Luka goals with into the bank. In the opener proved possible. And go on your debate and the guy lives so that. Car money. The current money Europe. And that is he better go through stacks of old Morgan Hill expert whom I refusal placements in order but it was to meet. This can really hold up. And I reportedly from the bottom. You sob owe money now and get refreshed if you play calling I called Larry loaded talk callable notes that you get a premiere oh yes that's the only. Uncle king is coming in theaters sold. Those of the more premier the boom we premieres. Next week in New York Post whose yes. That's the premier and then will we comes out all and between nine. Eat it could be used as I was a lot of times. What it you. Eat but this is this is probably the biggest one for you personally I mean it will be yet. Don't go I don't. No I hope a lot of. A lot of great news thousand reporters who were Matt Damon ranked German writer UP thing I was going to Medimmune. Wanna sit and talk about born. You can pick up I. I don't know some problem with supplement to the supplement written proof. 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And we have the maximum Sutton yeah we're maximum sept in the all time record the level. That's what victory means it is the worst record morals or 22 and fifteen record in franchise history. I've. Browser 22 and 52 the worst laggard in the franchise history after 784 games they're just too in sixteen for homo you know I'm slows the fifty to the bad number yeah perfect at the. That's that's that's parable we won a series like three through at all in the middle of a nine game it's it's good to. I'm listen by the way if you wanna YJB's we would increase by what you show in the studio in his splinters. He he's at he's at the impromptu attitude coming tomorrow he flew to this morning and it rolled in here looking like a million bucks these guys. It just it's just it's costly. To know is a self yeah. It's like fashionable pajamas assuming it's like he looks good level you can stick with this gear. 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Yeah that's what title with a so win it anyway and then walked to the heck out on Wall Street. And so finally I talk to them to do that the updated brain figured it out of global view of what might walk tall. He is funny is both free and tell you to get the old people that would be like and go to earth on a personal. And this pick them up over the global oil well. Was Monica and at the table old days development people you're. Love you here detail they'll tell you about the oldies Amber's free flow of 30. I. Shouldn't say listen how you guys. Needless to shoot man to shoot tomorrow night does with them being important and you were the price of the ticket. Look everybody had a great this morning you guys need somebody to help you we also want to. All that stuff man. I mean I've dived in it in that book all reviewed if you have all sorts of people with so if you have a copy. Of the book lean on me please bring it to do so with you how assignment. 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