KATHLEEN MADIGAN 12.18.17..mp3

Monday, December 18th


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Born September 30 in Florida since Missouri. A former winner of the funniest. Female comedian award from the American comedy awards she's a veteran of the late night talk show circuit with numerous appearances on Letterman and Leno and as well starring in her own HBO Comedy Central special needs her latest comedy special. Offering Jesus is out on Netflix. And on Saturday February 10 she brings her boxed wine and people too reliant to the Midland theatre. Please welcome longtime friend of the show Kathleen Madigan. What you just. A more in morning young lay it. So good to your voice you're being kids at least in February as a matter. Yes we are and part of a link in and gambling model line and it changes city right and well. And it occurs to me that that's so close to Valentine's weekend. You know going to be that fortunate to be that Tuesday. And Wednesday which means the dinner dates happened that day net night you are the perfect Valentine's Day. And. What can I tell you I'm better than Lulu it's black. And white two years ago remember it would Saturday. Whatever did a round inspect. I'll walk in and he did sell outside theater and I think about that Lou. 18100 people surely view it Valentine's Day. On the bet. You're actually we were at or love like a bit of a package of equal. Maybe it's a good way to say you know I need you to believe. If you. I wanna break it. I'm a little bit more angry that he thought I want to know a few Oregon now it should chick. How is mr. black and of the guy he's got Christmas coming up Aziz staying in tatters leaving. Mr. black can sign it into how we did what and marketable holiday. AS he's in Spain work and he likes it that Jimmy Stewart but he looked it looked good this recruit everywhere. He don't he gets up in the morning he told me India he writes checks to charities he cares about that his Christmas as he does and I think that's a it's always stayed me how wonderful it is. 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It suits its exact opposite where I'm at when my mom and dad my. My dad who's sweetened in east at this he's unfortunately has alzheimer's he's he's a very happy person he still was home until it all works out good where's my mom is just. She's just to all the bother anymore forgiveness is busted so again she's got the live BP's she can just tell we whatever she thinks ID. Old people thing tonight and ignore the moment nurtured Lauren. I'm comfortable at home baker your partners do well out and Michael. What are didn't cheat you out. No way you can reach an injury. All how would you call sheet that. You mentioned a ball or more like you could author Benjamin. Computing. I. You can would you tell your. Little ball amount in your frame it and yeah. Among. Point she'd like you're a deal without insurance company to become a preexisting condition of my better remove it said non existing condition. It's true. That everything operated on and so you're basically just a locking shelf frame armpits don't talk that they may think I'm. A lot eating up each. I. Figured out but of course he doesn't have any problem pointing out that you would he feels is is it imperfection in you again like you want. Which by the way the way you don't have Milwaukee I've known you a long time I've watched your. I'm tired and Bob Harlow over. Yeah it at eight I can feel it would take. A oh. What is it that part. Of being one of patented nobody notices anything. Literally like what I see hyper focus. You are friends of water agencies make pot to about the odd that she stopped the match you care genetic slows it. Nominal detonated near you. Walk. Nine people like out. So we waited for announcement that all the and I know that you might burst equally important out I want there about three years old or. And our car political. Chop chop we got out here. Are. Many try and going on why are we lean like the Von Trapp in the middle and I. You've it's true I got three Brothers and I thought my name is frank called com John whatever your god. Rather at bell I'd rather let matzo gives them more focused. You know and it actually ended teenagers out of light and literally simulate the England like you do whatever like he was a day or marketed rat trap and so could shake Emily. Sheer shirt. It's so weird in an intentional by the way again my implore you. And less time I admit it you've got to write this print and this is the greatest show because it's so true and all these years. You know what are we today and how much they believe it I feel like I know your parents because of all the discussions we've had over the years about them. Like in my head the show is already formed. I hate it all I really do I think somebody should do I know it or attempt to go back to the money. But they would go world people are demographic club meaning you are you gonna do your job people. I can't put golden girls are still make it month. The why did nobody ever like a golden girls and they let that we're never did it all people to walk. All the money. It would all be. A candidate is just not there ain't you wanna do you. And I could see it get to see you the vehicle holding well you know what I'm a huge fan and it's it's going to be a great show at the middle and by the way February 10 get your tickets now to Saturday night it is the weekend before Valentine's Day and nothing says. Well let's see we should continue dating like as a matter of comedy show. And if you what the person that's been in government security. Eaten like what I'm but it is Easter eggs. The right thing if someone tells you AC DC's a terrible and your your gonna kick field level to get their terrible beta we can't be friends. Now he'd probably like the Yankees well while hurting your that. Seat I'm there it is there. These are good things Madigan rules and attempt to help you not waste time your current relationship especially new ones that were intent. Of doing the lord's work. Yet. It's all relative mr. black and tell him and spoke in the long time and I. Love that guy who does seem very gracious. All right guys who didn't hear weighing three it came quite decent it was easy it. How much.