Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Hooray! It's Your Handy Hump Day Highway To Happiness! The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Hump Day doesn't just mean the middle of the work week anymore! No no! Not when you have an entire city full of men and women in dire need of some kinda sexual satisfaction!! Well, dammit, far be it from us to not use our powers for good!! We're GIVERS, people!! We care. Alot. Mostly about you...
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It's Just Another Mashin' Monday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

I have just one word to describe today's edition of Ye Olde Adult Toy Price Is Right.... KIMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!
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Freaks! It's A Fabulous Fappin' Friday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...shit is gettin' weirder and weirder up in here. And by "in here" I mean "my brain". You know that scene in Disney's "Fantasia" with the dancing mushrooms? It's like that, only with rubber dicks and vaginas. Like I said...weird. Sorry, not sorry. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! Brought to...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

We Worship The Wonderful Word of Wednesday Wankery With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Rubber Booty in which to spill your seed? Check!! A big ol' thrusting dong that'll likely pound a dent in your cervix? Got it!! Then it must be time for a Wankin' Wednesday edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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It's A Star Spangled Spank Session with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As we roll into the 4th of July weekend, it's time to MAKE AMERICA 'BATE AGAIN!!! Jingoistic jerkin'? Flag waving fappin'? Nationalistic nubbins? USA! USA! USA! The land of the FREE and the home of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by those fine Americans at Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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No Time For Nappin'! It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...we're on day 389074509572 of the damn quarantine and, frankly, shit's done got weird. Not weird in like a sticking a duct taped hamster up your ass weird...but, yeah...weird. It's the ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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It's A F**kin Friday Free For All with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Jeeeeeezuss...you take a couple of days off and everyone goes buck wild! On the guys side, we had a dude who started a new relationship via Tinder IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PANDEMIC! And on the ladies side? Well, let's just say that alll sounded bat shit crazy in their own lovely ways! It's THE ADULT...
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The Johnny Dare Morning Show

It's A Big Ticket BJ & Booty Bustin' Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We did some HIGH DOLLAR DIDDLIN' on today's Adult Toy Price Is Right! On one side? A big dolla blow job machine...On the other? A bodacious blow up booty plug!! PPE's? Pfffft....we give you what you REALLY need during quarantine! Sweet, sweet release. IT'S THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to...
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No Time For Nappin', Cuz It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As the Coronavirus Quarantine wears on, many things have happened. Families have become closer. People are going outside more. Communities have honored those who are on the front lines. And...in the case of those who call in to The Adult Toy Price Is Right...some of y'all have gone dead inside. So...
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No 'Rona For Your Bone-a! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right got real weird real quick...from one dude whose ex cheated on him while he was overseas, to another dude whose side piece is married to a man who can no longer please her sexually (and, as such, lets her mess around) to the ladies talkin' all...
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