Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's Time For Some Social Dick-stancing With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We're all stuck at home...and things are startin' to get weird. Which means, it's time to sneak away from the family and turn Social Distancing into Social Dick-stancing with some rubber lovin'!!! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's time for a QUARAN-TEASE with THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!

In the Age of Quarantine there are certain things you can be certain of: You're gonna have a lot of spare time to masturbate, and you're gonna need to find new and creative ways to perform said masturbation to keep it from getting boring! Well friends, consider us your "essential service"...because...
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Get Ready For Some Quarantugging! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

If there's one thing that is going to come from the city being shut down and everyone being stuck at home for the forseeable future, it's that us grown folks who have kids around are gonna have to fine some creative ways to rub one out. That being said, maybe a big rubber ass with a butthole you...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Peeners for the Poor! It's A Wonderfully Weird Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Welfare Wankin'? Charity Choaches? Peeners for the Poor? All of a sudden we're the EBT of Sex Toys. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!
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Adult Tou Price Is Right

Ain't No Waitin', Time For Batin'!!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Butt Stuff and Gettin' Down With The Brown....that's what on tap in today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! And there are two things you can always depend on: Dudes will always deny wanting to try the butt stuff. And lesbians move in with each other after one or two dates. IT'S FACTS,...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Helping Impoverished Vaginas For Over Two Decades! It's A Wonderful Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We were on the JDMS see ourselves as public servants...becuase every week we give back to the community...sure, what we give the community is rubber d**ks and coochies, BUT WE'RE STILL GIVERS, PEOPLE!!! WE CARE! Oh, and today the phrase "poor-gina" was invoked...so we also did out civic duty to add...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

"I Ain't Just Trying To Have Any Hussy Up In My Bed!" It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Big rubber hooters and a strapless roto rooter? It must be time for a Wankin' Wednesday edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! And while the men pretty much seem like they've gone dead inside...the ladiesa were a bit more fiesty!! And, as always, thank you to Moonlight Adult Boutique for...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Doms And Subs And Strokin' Yo Nubs! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

It's always a good day on The Adult Toy Price Is Right when we learn new things! Not just about simple strokers and high tech ticklers...today we learned a few things about Sub/Dom relationships! And we also learned what we already knew....you ladies never really listen to what we say. Except for...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Marriage Tips, Fake Hips And A Visit From the Semen Fairy! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

While the men's side of today's edition of Adult Toy was fairly straightforward....the ladies side? CHOCK FULL O' CRAZY! Especially "single" Amanda...who has 4 kids and another on the way...with the same guy. Apparently Mandy doesn't know what "single" really means...as well as not knowing how to...
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"I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE BUTTHOLE!" It's A Fappin' Friday Edition Of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

It's kind of a Butt Stuff Bonanza on today's edition of the ol' Adult Toy Price Is Right!! The dude's item HAS a butthole, the lady's item is FOR your butthole!! Why? Because it's our duty to serve that booty!! It's a Fappin' Friday edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by...
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