Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right 11.30.18.

A nihilistic Adult Toy Price Is Right haiku: Life Is Pointless and Futile We Are All Going To Die Alone Put Stuff In Your Butt It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 11.14.18.

Man, there's a lot of love in the air on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price is Right! Men who love their ladies...ladies who love their guys...ladies who love other ladies...and one lady who loves the idea of pegging the man she loves...It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 10.19.18.

Any day you can invoke Winnie The Pooh, Campbell's Soup and the John Boorman classic "Excalibur" in one morning is a good day...a really really f**king weird day...but a good day!
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Adult Toy Price Is Right 09.19.18.

A guy in his mid-twenties with kids who is already dead inside? CHECK! A widow who couldn't talk about the dude she banged since her husband passed because his wife might not approve? CHECK!! Just another day of rubber buttholes and finger vibes around the ol' radio ranch!! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE...
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The Adult Toy Is Right 08.24.18.

Aome days things get weird on the Adult Toy Price is Right...and then....there's today. Man...y'all are f**king weird.
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 07.17.18

Today's round of The Adult Toy Price Is Right features a men's item that actually talks and moans...which means for once it will at least SOUND like I'm not disappointing a woman. Thanks technology!
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The Adult Price Is Right 06.28.18.

An Adult Toy Price is Right haiku: butt stuff and clit vibes mastubation time is near y'all need some jesus IT'S THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
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Adult Toy Price Is Right 06.06.18.

If there's one phrase that perfectly illustrates the men's side of today's edition of The Adult Toy Price, it's "awwww I'm just lookin' to stick it in something new!"...and on the ladies side "well, his D is pretty great, and I can spend the rest of my life with it" Harmony in a world of difference...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 01.31.18.

Dong dong dong da-dong dong ga-dong the humpin' goes on til' the break o' dawn!! It's the Adult Toy Price is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 12.15.17.

Some days here on the ATPIR, we like to cross the entire spectrum of sex toys...on one side, we have the simplicity of a plain ol' rubber butthole...on the other, we have a vibrator that might require a freakin' engineering degree to operate! We're bridging the gap between knuckle draggin' and high...
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