The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Makin' Vaginas Smile! That's Our Style! It's a Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

I'm gonna get right to the point...today's Adult Toy items are f**king weird...but in differnet ways. The dude's item is just plain odd...but in an awesomely f**ked up way. The lady's item? Well it's just creepy...mainly because you KNOW T Bone picked the damn thing out to fuel his sketchy anime...
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It's Wankin' Wednesday With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We live in a world full of differences. Different colors of skin, different religious beliefs, different political affiliations...but there is one thing that unites us all...and that's our insatiable desire to do stuff with our naughty bits! Whether it's stickin' stuff in 'em , or stickin' 'em in...
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It's DURTAY THURSDAY!! With THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!

We're balls deep into this work week, which means it's time for some tiny 'ginas and ticklin' tongues! Ooooh sure, on the regular Price Is Right, Drew Carey gives you cars and boats....WE give you orgasms. Well...WE don't give you orgasms per se, but you get the idea. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS...
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IT'S "YOU DO YOU TUESDAY" WITH THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!

There's only three words you need to know about today's ladies item..."The Fancy Licker" Yep. Never let it be said that this show isn't high class!! We're totally elegant. We masturbate with out pinkies out and everything!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult...
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It's time to Make America 'Bate Again with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In these days of polictial divisiveness, lines drawn over religion and color of skin, renewed unrest in the Middle East....there's one thing pretty much all of us can agree on...and that the fact that we like to do stuff with our fiddly bits! Be ye man or woman...gettin' your stuff rubbed on is...
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Drew Carey ain't got sh*t on us! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right! 09.10.19.

Today's edition of The Adult Toy Price was a musical tour de force...complete with two Big Dick-it items! Things got a little weird at the end...and then they managed to get even weirder!! (Spoiler Alert: T is a ball cupper.) It's the ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by Moonlight Adult...
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Broken Hearts and Rubber Parts! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man, we covered a lot of emotional ground on today's Adult Toy! From one dude whose lady couldn't get enough of his Sweet D, to two guys who are basically dead inside...and on the ladies side, it's all heart breakers and hell raisers!! Meanwhile, T ruins it all with his creepy. Total hard off. It's...
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No more waitin' ! It's time for bate'n!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 08.05.19.

When the noises on the automated d**k stroker sound like they're mocking you...you may need to work a little harder to find a real lady...or maybe talk to a professional, because that's not normal...juuuuust sayin'. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right, brought to you today by Moonlight Adult Boutique...
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¡Dios mío! It's a special South of the Border Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.24.19.

On today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right, we here on the Morning Show prove that we, in fact, are down with the brown! And? It just happens to coincide with National Tequila Day! So what say we get liqoured up and celebrate!! VIVE LA VIDA, AMIGOS! ORALE! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right...
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Pledging allegiance to the United 'Bates of America! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.17.19.

The dudes are just lookin' for something to stick their junk in...but the ladies today? Holy sh*t. They were terrifying. So much talk of pegging and flicking of sensitive man bits. And sh*t just kinda got weird from there..... It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you today by Moonlight...
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