The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Got a hole in your life? Let us fill it!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

"Finding 5 didlos is better than bar money!" Such are the pearls of widsom you'll hear on any given edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right...as opposed to pearls that go up your butt. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Let's play The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Dudes who've gone dead inside, one lady who seems a little too happy that her old man left, a special appearence by a famous rock star, a solid shot in Johnny's nuts...and BUTT STUFF!! These are the gems awaiting you as you listen to todays installment of The Adult Toy Price Is Right...brought to...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 06.12.19.

What alll was invoked on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right? Well, thingamajiggers, f holes, "Anal Stick", the fact that T likes a finger up his butt on occasion, the fact that the oldest joke in the this game finally worked AND the fact that you ladies just. don't. f**king. listen...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.17.19.

All I'm gonna say is "sometimes you gotta let that thing air out". *shudder* It's The ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you this week by Dr. Sadie Allison & Tickle Kitty and Moonlight Adult Boutique!! Follow Dr. Sadie on Instagram: @drsadieallison @ticklekitty Website: www.ticklekitty.com...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.09.19.

I swear to Christ...EVERY SINGLE TIME we have a "big ticket item" for the ladies...we tell them REPEATEDLY that it's a big ticket item...and EVERY DAMN TIME they bid too low. Every. Damn. Time. It seems that, much like a dog whistle, ladies can't hear Dare's voice. Seriously. It's the Adult Toy...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.03.19.

Ya know...it's not every damn day you get to use the phrase "generous balls", but today was one of those days. I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day! Happy Masturbation Month! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you today by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 04.18.19.

Git' to stickin', chicken! That's all you need to know. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!! Follow Dr. Sadie on Instagram: @drsadieallison @ticklekitty Website: www.ticklekitty.com https://www.ticklekitty.com/collections/sale/products/tenga-3d-pleasure-... Follow Moonlight Adult Boutique on FB:...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 03.13.19.

psssst....there's butt stuff inside.
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The Adult Price Is Right 02.20.19.

An Adult Toy Price Is Right haiku: Life Is Pointless and Futile We Are All Going To Die Alone Best Rub One Out Quick. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 01.31.19.

OOOoooooooOOOOOH BUDDY! It's BUTT STUFF THURSDAY! Yeah, I know it's not overly clever...you really can't tart up the butt stuff....I mean...it's butt stuff. Butt. Stuff. Let's get weird!!
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