The Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's A Super Strokin', Deliriously Diddlin', Wondrous Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

All you really need to know about one of today's Adult Toy items is "It's like Gary Coleman's f**kin' forearm" *shudder* It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Monnlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Let's Do Some Bonus Ballin' With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

A second round of The Adult Toy Price Is Right in one week?!? Yer damn right! You know why? Because we are GIVERS, people! Is anyone else giving you the chance to bid on vegetable lookin' hump toys and robo-dongs? The answer is no. That's why we're special. That's why we're the pretty ones. Love us...
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Let's Do Some Bonus Batin' With A Special Thursday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It may be Thirsty Thursday, but we had some folks who were hungry...for a little self lovin'!! So, being the giving folks that we are, we dug through our box of goodies from Moonlight Adult Boutique to give 'em a special extra edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's Raining C-Rings and Butt Things!! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In a world where some are increasingly scared to just walk outside of their houses...there's one thing that you can always count on to help you weather the storm...and that's masturbation. Think about it! It's the socially distant...you can do it alone in your home....and you don't have to wear a...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Working For The 'Bater Good Of Mankind!! It's A Thumpin' Thursday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...everything from loveless marriages, birthday weed, Schoolhouse Rock, Seasame Street and David Lee Roth were invoked today!!! Shit is gettin' weird up in hurr. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Wednesdays Are For Wankin'!! We're Making America 'Bate Again With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

We're are here to judge...but one of the dudes on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price is Right reeeeeally needs to learn how to either pull out or wear a god damn condom...OR hook up with any of the ladies who played today because they were all into butt stuff!! "Up the bum, no babies come" as...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's A Wankin' Wednesday And We Ain't Jokin'! It's Time For Some Rubber Jackin' & Pokin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

To put it simply...any time you can reference Bel Bev DeVoe, make the Disney classic "Pinnochio" even creepier and use the phrase "milking the hog", is a damn good day. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

No More Watin' For The 'Batin'!! It's A Hump Day At Home Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Here we are on day 3409835309 of the Covid19 lockdown and things are starting to open back up, thankfully. But two things are stil apparent...Married dudes reaaaaally want something, ANYTHING, to stick it in...and the ladies reaaaaally want something to stick in themselves that IS NOT their old man...
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Practicing Sexual Distancing With A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Oh sure, "social distancing" has become a thing during this whole pandemic mess...but while "distance makes the heart grow fonder" it also "makes the heart go wander" because of SEXUAL distancing!! Which is why we here at the Johnny Dare Morning Show continue our important public service of...
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We're Fappening The Curve! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

This damn 'rona pandemic is forcing some of us to be a bit more creative when it comes to workin' one out...which is why, now more than ever, it's important that we continue to bring you the latestest in freakishly expensive sex toys to help further your fappin' fun! WE JUST WANT TO DO GOOD!! It's...
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