The Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Droppin' Britches And Cuttin' Bitches! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It seems like over the last few years, the ladies who've played The Adult Toy Price Is Right have been growing more...open minded...toward things like threesomes and anal....but today? We had a couple o' ladies that were vehemently against bringing another lady into the bedroom! And you know what...
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Miserable Married Mofos And Dirty Squirters! It's Monday Masturbatin' Madness With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

We had all flavors on the ol' ATPIR today...from one dude who hasn't had sex with his wife for FOUR YEARS, to one gal who cut her old man loose and is busy gettin' all Tinder'd up with other ladies, and some tell tale giggling when the subject of squirting was brought up...because y'all ladies are...
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Sinners Are Winners!! It's A Big Ticket Item Bonanza For The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

For our first round of Adult Toy Price Is Right for 2020, we thought it only fitting to trot out the big ticket items, and they did not disappoint!! From 3lbs of rubber ass to a vibe that is just this side of a sexual Swiss Army knife, we brought out the good stuff!! And at least one of the...
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Get Yer Kicks With Glitter D*cks! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...you make one mention of the fact that a glittery dildo looks like something a teenage girl would buy at a mall store and eeeeeveryone gets all weird. At least I didn't make an inappropriate "hello kitty" joke. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to by the Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Makin' Vaginas Smile! That's Our Style! It's a Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

I'm gonna get right to the point...today's Adult Toy items are f**king weird...but in differnet ways. The dude's item is just plain odd...but in an awesomely f**ked up way. The lady's item? Well it's just creepy...mainly because you KNOW T Bone picked the damn thing out to fuel his sketchy anime...
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It's Wankin' Wednesday With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We live in a world full of differences. Different colors of skin, different religious beliefs, different political affiliations...but there is one thing that unites us all...and that's our insatiable desire to do stuff with our naughty bits! Whether it's stickin' stuff in 'em , or stickin' 'em in...
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It's DURTAY THURSDAY!! With THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!

We're balls deep into this work week, which means it's time for some tiny 'ginas and ticklin' tongues! Ooooh sure, on the regular Price Is Right, Drew Carey gives you cars and boats....WE give you orgasms. Well...WE don't give you orgasms per se, but you get the idea. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS...
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IT'S "YOU DO YOU TUESDAY" WITH THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!

There's only three words you need to know about today's ladies item..."The Fancy Licker" Yep. Never let it be said that this show isn't high class!! We're totally elegant. We masturbate with out pinkies out and everything!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult...
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It's time to Make America 'Bate Again with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In these days of polictial divisiveness, lines drawn over religion and color of skin, renewed unrest in the Middle East....there's one thing pretty much all of us can agree on...and that the fact that we like to do stuff with our fiddly bits! Be ye man or woman...gettin' your stuff rubbed on is...
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Drew Carey ain't got sh*t on us! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right! 09.10.19.

Today's edition of The Adult Toy Price was a musical tour de force...complete with two Big Dick-it items! Things got a little weird at the end...and then they managed to get even weirder!! (Spoiler Alert: T is a ball cupper.) It's the ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by Moonlight Adult...
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