The Adult Toy Price Is Right

No more waitin' ! It's time for bate'n!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 08.05.19.

When the noises on the automated d**k stroker sound like they're mocking you...you may need to work a little harder to find a real lady...or maybe talk to a professional, because that's not normal...juuuuust sayin'. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right, brought to you today by Moonlight Adult Boutique...
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¡Dios mío! It's a special South of the Border Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.24.19.

On today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right, we here on the Morning Show prove that we, in fact, are down with the brown! And? It just happens to coincide with National Tequila Day! So what say we get liqoured up and celebrate!! VIVE LA VIDA, AMIGOS! ORALE! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right...
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Pledging allegiance to the United 'Bates of America! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.17.19.

The dudes are just lookin' for something to stick their junk in...but the ladies today? Holy sh*t. They were terrifying. So much talk of pegging and flicking of sensitive man bits. And sh*t just kinda got weird from there..... It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you today by Moonlight...
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Got a hole in your life? Let us fill it!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

"Finding 5 didlos is better than bar money!" Such are the pearls of widsom you'll hear on any given edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right...as opposed to pearls that go up your butt. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Let's play The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Dudes who've gone dead inside, one lady who seems a little too happy that her old man left, a special appearence by a famous rock star, a solid shot in Johnny's nuts...and BUTT STUFF!! These are the gems awaiting you as you listen to todays installment of The Adult Toy Price Is Right...brought to...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 06.12.19.

What alll was invoked on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right? Well, thingamajiggers, f holes, "Anal Stick", the fact that T likes a finger up his butt on occasion, the fact that the oldest joke in the this game finally worked AND the fact that you ladies just. don't. f**king. listen...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.17.19.

All I'm gonna say is "sometimes you gotta let that thing air out". *shudder* It's The ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you this week by Dr. Sadie Allison & Tickle Kitty and Moonlight Adult Boutique!! Follow Dr. Sadie on Instagram: @drsadieallison @ticklekitty Website: www.ticklekitty.com...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.09.19.

I swear to Christ...EVERY SINGLE TIME we have a "big ticket item" for the ladies...we tell them REPEATEDLY that it's a big ticket item...and EVERY DAMN TIME they bid too low. Every. Damn. Time. It seems that, much like a dog whistle, ladies can't hear Dare's voice. Seriously. It's the Adult Toy...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.03.19.

Ya know...it's not every damn day you get to use the phrase "generous balls", but today was one of those days. I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day! Happy Masturbation Month! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you today by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 04.18.19.

Git' to stickin', chicken! That's all you need to know. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!! Follow Dr. Sadie on Instagram: @drsadieallison @ticklekitty Website: www.ticklekitty.com https://www.ticklekitty.com/collections/sale/products/tenga-3d-pleasure-... Follow Moonlight Adult Boutique on FB:...
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