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Wednesdays Are For Wankin'!! We're Making America 'Bate Again With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

We're are here to judge...but one of the dudes on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price is Right reeeeeally needs to learn how to either pull out or wear a god damn condom...OR hook up with any of the ladies who played today because they were all into butt stuff!! "Up the bum, no babies come" as...
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It's A Wankin' Wednesday And We Ain't Jokin'! It's Time For Some Rubber Jackin' & Pokin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

To put it simply...any time you can reference Bel Bev DeVoe, make the Disney classic "Pinnochio" even creepier and use the phrase "milking the hog", is a damn good day. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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No More Watin' For The 'Batin'!! It's A Hump Day At Home Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Here we are on day 3409835309 of the Covid19 lockdown and things are starting to open back up, thankfully. But two things are stil apparent...Married dudes reaaaaally want something, ANYTHING, to stick it in...and the ladies reaaaaally want something to stick in themselves that IS NOT their old man...
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Practicing Sexual Distancing With A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Oh sure, "social distancing" has become a thing during this whole pandemic mess...but while "distance makes the heart grow fonder" it also "makes the heart go wander" because of SEXUAL distancing!! Which is why we here at the Johnny Dare Morning Show continue our important public service of...
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We're Fappening The Curve! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

This damn 'rona pandemic is forcing some of us to be a bit more creative when it comes to workin' one out...which is why, now more than ever, it's important that we continue to bring you the latestest in freakishly expensive sex toys to help further your fappin' fun! WE JUST WANT TO DO GOOD!! It's...
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Scuffin' Your Stuff With A High Powered Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

From Meloncholy Married Men to Foul Mouthed Females, today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right has it all! One dude is just "waitin' on a hysterectomy" to restart his sex life, to one gal whose husband is jealous of her toys, and another lady who is just proud she managed to "keep her kids...
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It's A Foot F'in, Tongue Twistin', Dead Inside Wednesday Edition Of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It's not often that one can look to The Adult Toy Price Is Right for life lessons...unless it's this: Don't get married. Ever. Good lord, two of the three dudes today have gone completely dead inside...and the third was more likely to get a restraining order before a marriage license...but hey, at...
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Droppin' Britches And Cuttin' Bitches! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It seems like over the last few years, the ladies who've played The Adult Toy Price Is Right have been growing more...open minded...toward things like threesomes and anal....but today? We had a couple o' ladies that were vehemently against bringing another lady into the bedroom! And you know what...
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Miserable Married Mofos And Dirty Squirters! It's Monday Masturbatin' Madness With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

We had all flavors on the ol' ATPIR today...from one dude who hasn't had sex with his wife for FOUR YEARS, to one gal who cut her old man loose and is busy gettin' all Tinder'd up with other ladies, and some tell tale giggling when the subject of squirting was brought up...because y'all ladies are...
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Sinners Are Winners!! It's A Big Ticket Item Bonanza For The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

For our first round of Adult Toy Price Is Right for 2020, we thought it only fitting to trot out the big ticket items, and they did not disappoint!! From 3lbs of rubber ass to a vibe that is just this side of a sexual Swiss Army knife, we brought out the good stuff!! And at least one of the...
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