The Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's A Weird And Wild Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Stabbings, virgins, inflatable buttplugs, disappearing sex toys and maturbating muppets. You know...just another Wednesday. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Just A Masterbatin' Mondaaaaaaaay!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 10.26.20.

It's Monday! It's snowin'! Yer horniness is growin'! Let's do this! No waitin'! It's time for masterbatin'!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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It's A Taint Ticklin' Tuesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Wow...the difference between the men and women today was broad...On the men's side, they pretty much seemed like they were just praying for the grim reaper to come and take them away....and with the ladies, they all seemed like they just might kill you in your sleep!! Oh wait...that may actually...
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For Social Distancing You Ain't Waitin'! It's Time To Do Some Masturbatin'!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

What with all of this Covid nonsense STILL going on, there's one bit of social distancing that you CAN depend on to get you through the day...and that's MASTURBATING!! And by sociallly distant masturbatin' we don't mean 6 feet away from a stranger...on the other side of a window...in front of their...
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Viva Los Dildos!! It's A Mashin' Monday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Between lifelike rubber vaginas modeled after latina porn stars and oddly unrealistic looking dongs...today's ATPIR covers a lot of ground!! Which is saying a LOT for a Monday. Usually we don't stop throwing up until noon. But, for you, we're maintaining....because WE CARE. You're welcome.
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It's A Super Strokin', Deliriously Diddlin', Wondrous Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

All you really need to know about one of today's Adult Toy items is "It's like Gary Coleman's f**kin' forearm" *shudder* It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Monnlight Adult Boutique!!
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Let's Do Some Bonus Ballin' With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

A second round of The Adult Toy Price Is Right in one week?!? Yer damn right! You know why? Because we are GIVERS, people! Is anyone else giving you the chance to bid on vegetable lookin' hump toys and robo-dongs? The answer is no. That's why we're special. That's why we're the pretty ones. Love us...
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Let's Do Some Bonus Batin' With A Special Thursday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It may be Thirsty Thursday, but we had some folks who were hungry...for a little self lovin'!! So, being the giving folks that we are, we dug through our box of goodies from Moonlight Adult Boutique to give 'em a special extra edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's Raining C-Rings and Butt Things!! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In a world where some are increasingly scared to just walk outside of their houses...there's one thing that you can always count on to help you weather the storm...and that's masturbation. Think about it! It's the socially distant...you can do it alone in your home....and you don't have to wear a...
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Working For The 'Bater Good Of Mankind!! It's A Thumpin' Thursday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...everything from loveless marriages, birthday weed, Schoolhouse Rock, Seasame Street and David Lee Roth were invoked today!!! Shit is gettin' weird up in hurr. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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