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You Do NOT Want to Be the Egg

Hola Bitcholas, Not much today, just a dumb joke we heard that I enjoy more than I think I should. What's the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once...and it's by your mom. Stupid, I know, but I like it. That's what I've got. Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! But...
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Hold the Beauty, This is All Beastly

Hola Bitcholas, For about 3000 different reasons, this week has sucked. Just one of those weeks, you know? But, today being Friday and all, the culmination of the week came crashing home. The one positive from the week and how sh*tty it's been was an improv version of "S*ck My Dick"...but sang to...
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One Damn Thing After Another

Hola Bitcholas, Today has been one of "those" days. No one thing in particular, but a lot of little things that have coalesced into one big ball of suck. I won't get into it, but it's akin to waking up late for work, scrambling to get ready, stubbing your toe on the way out the door but not in time...
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Cha-Cha-Cha!

Hola Bitcholas, All you need to know is that at some point, Miles mispronounced the word 'diarrhea' as 'diaree-qua'. It was mildly funny, but 'diaree-qua', in our estimation, sounded, inevitably, like some unfortunate woman's name somewhere. A few minutes later it was confirmed that there is an...
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Your Worst Fast Food Experience Come True!

Hola Bitcholas, "...beans and such." That was a quote from a caller. It's not important in any way, but hearing "beans and such" made me realize just how unlikely I thought I'd hear someone say, "beans and such." That got me thinking about 'the people you're most likely to hear say, "beans and such...
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Long Story Short, But NEVER Is!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's show was a disaster...a train wreck...a negative glitch. I don't know how or why or when it happened, but it happened. It felt like a collective effort to f**k it up this bad. It was, in some way, almost glorious. You know, like the way a pug is called 'cute' precisely...
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Joke's On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Bad Joke" day and there was no shortage of jokes offered up by you, our dear listener. Here's a sample of what we got today: What do we want? NASCAR! When do we want it? NEEEEAAOOOOWWW How do you track Will Smith in a snowstorm? Fresh prints! How do you eat a frog? One...
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