Johnny Dare Morning Show

Larry The Cable Guy

Just In Time For Quarantine Viewing: Larry The Cable Guy Wants You To "Remain Seated"!!

Back in the day when our friend Larry The Cable Guy started doing is his commentaries on the Morning Show, none of us could have guessed what a giant in stand up comedy he would become. Between the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, his work in the "Cars" franchise, his work on satellite radio, not to...
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Matt DiRito

"People In Los Angeles Are NOT Prepared For Something Like This!" Pop Evil's Matt DiRito On Riding Out The Quarantine In The Midwest

The coronavirus pandemic lockdown has had a huge effect on everything around us...especially the entertainment industry, with band's tours being shut down, and live music as we know it grinding to a halt. So what do these musicians do with all of this free time on their hands? Some are writing new...
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JB Smoove

"I Think We Need Both Funny AND Heart In This Time" Comedian JB Smoove Guest Stars On "The Last OG"!!

We all love JB Smoove for his work as Leon Black on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"...And his book "The Book Of Leon" is full of all kinds of great advice on how to live your life the proper way. And now he's guest starring alongside Tracy Morgan on "The Last OG" proving again that he is one of the most...
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Josh Blue & Johnny Dare

"I Haven't Smoked Weed In Two Months!" And Other Shocking Revelations From Comedian Josh Blue!

The COVID-19 pandemic is forcing us all to make changes in our lives, and that is no more apparent than our friend, comedian Josh Blue. See, Josh really likes to smoke weed. A lot. AND he lives in Colorado, where it's LEGAL! But, in light of our current situation, Josh has STOPPED SMOKING WEED!...
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Lisa Lampanelli

"See Johnny? People Who Say You're Just An Unsyndicated Douche Are Just Wrong!" Lisa Lampanelli Still Brings The Heat!

Although she may have retired from stand up comedy in 2018, don't ever doubt that Lisa Lampanelli, aka The Queen of Mean, has lost any of her edge...because she'll gladly kick you straight in the nuts with some of the sharpest, hardest hitting insults of any comedian of her generation. Which is why...
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Johnny Dare Morning Show

"Please Stand 6 Feet From Me" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

IT'S CALL BOUNDRIES, PEOPLE!! 6 FEET! SIX! FEET!! Stay inside! Stay safe! Wash yer hand!!
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Johnny Dare Morning Show

"Don't Shake My Hand, Man!" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

Seriously....I'm all for being polite...but right now, unless you wanna feel the wintery freshness of pepper spray, DON'T SHAKE MY HAND, MAN!!
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Johnny Dare Morning Show

"Stayin' Inside" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

This whole pandemic lockdown is a pain in the ass, for sure....but imagine if you were a germaphobe?!?!?! ALL OF THE CLEANING AND WIPING!!! We're all just STAYIN' INSIDE!!!
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Paul De Gelder

"You Realize How Little Power You Have Against An Animal Like That" Paul De Gelder Was Attacked By A 12 FT Bull Shark And Lived To Tell The Tale!

So you think you're a bad ass? Well, Paul De Gelder was an Austrailian Navy clearance diver who fought off a 12 ft bull shark while it was chewing off his right and and leg! Have you? No? Well then you better sit back and listen to a man who is, frankly, badder than all of us. Paul is taking part...
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Bert Kreischer and Johnny Dare

"Being A Comic Right Now Is Like Being A Chef During The Apocalypse!" Bert Kreischer Brings The Funny In Our Time Of Need!!

It's become more and more apparent over the last few weeks that stand up comedy specials are going to be an important part of keeping us all from losing our god damn minds during this pandemic. And no one makes that more obvious than our friend Bert Kreischer! Not only is his new Netflix stand up...
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