Johnny Dare Morning Show

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Recreational Drugs, A Very Winded Rock Star And Beer Can Crushing Boobs - Comedian Josh Wolf Covers It All!

Man we love it when our friends come to town...expecially when it's ones we only get to see once a year...which is why we were stoked when our friend Josh Wolf stopped by the studio to promote his shows at The Improv!! And, as always, it was a fucking hilarious morning...oh, and as an added bonus,...
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"Nikki Sixx Called Us A Bunch Of F*cking A**holes!" Michael Starr And Steel Panther Are Still Proving That Heavy Metal Rules!

Fans of Steel Panther are fans because, while they're killer musicians who write amazing riffs, we also GET THE JOKE. You know who DOESN'T get the joke? Apparently Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx doesn't. But that isn't stopping Michael Starr and the boys from continuing to kick ass all over the damn...
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Hope For The Holidays

Hope For The Holidays 12.12.19. LISTEN HERE!!

12/12/2019 Dear Johnny, My name is Jeramie. I’m married and have 2 boys. One is 7 and the other is 2. I own a small construction company based out of Atchison, KS. Life was going pretty good for us until November 17th when our job trailer and all of our tools were stolen. It not only forced me to...
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Hope For The Holidays

Hope For The Holidays 12.11.19. LISTEN HERE!!

12/11/2019 Dear Johnny, My name is Danelle and we have struggled this year. In January, my husband’s mom passed away and she was raising 3 of her grandchildren (an 11, 8, and 4 year old). At the time, the state called my husband and I and asked if we would foster the children (their mom, my husband...
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Adult Tou Price Is Right

Get Yer Kicks With Glitter D*cks! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...you make one mention of the fact that a glittery dildo looks like something a teenage girl would buy at a mall store and eeeeeveryone gets all weird. At least I didn't make an inappropriate "hello kitty" joke. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to by the Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Hope For The Holidays

Hope For The Holidays 12.09.19. LISTEN HERE!!

12/09/2019 Dear Johnny, I’m a plumber and construction worker and often do work on the side. My wife lost her job about a month ago due to taking off work. You see, we have 2 kids (ages 10 & 11). Six years ago we lost our oldest daughter in a car accident, who was 10 at that time. My 11-...
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Johnny Dare Morning Show

"I'll Buy You A Crock Pot And Maybe There Will Be A 9MM In There!!" - Florida Woman Finds Loaded Semi-Automatic Rifle In Baby Shower Gift!

Florida resident Veronica Alvarez-Rodriguez and her husband thought they were being thrifty when the popped by the local Goodwill to buy a baby bouncer for a friend's baby shower....but little did they that inside the box was a Mossberg semi-auto rifle!! And? It looks like she may get to keep the...
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Hope For The Holidays

Hope For The Holidays 12.06.19. LISTEN HERE!!

12/06/2019 Dear Johnny, My name is Brook and I’m writing you asking for help. I have a husband and 3 boys (12, 8, 4). The past 4 years have been a struggle for our family. My youngest son, Hudson, was born with major medical issues and has had multiple surgeries in his young life. Hudson was born...
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Hope For The Holidays

Hope For The Holidays 12.05.19 LISTEN HERE!

12/05/2019 Dear Johnny, In February of 2018 my husband was diagnosed with Spinocerabellar Ataxia, a degenerative brain condition. As of now it is incurable except for treatments with some physical therapy. His health has declined rapidly and as of June he is unable to continue working. After 6...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Marriage Tips, Fake Hips And A Visit From the Semen Fairy! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

While the men's side of today's edition of Adult Toy was fairly straightforward....the ladies side? CHOCK FULL O' CRAZY! Especially "single" Amanda...who has 4 kids and another on the way...with the same guy. Apparently Mandy doesn't know what "single" really means...as well as not knowing how to...
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