Johnny Dare Morning Show

The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's A Taint Ticklin' Tuesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Wow...the difference between the men and women today was broad...On the men's side, they pretty much seemed like they were just praying for the grim reaper to come and take them away....and with the ladies, they all seemed like they just might kill you in your sleep!! Oh wait...that may actually...
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The Johnny Dare Morning Show

Tik Tok sensation Nathan Apodaca on his internet fame "There ain't no shame in my game if I have to go back to work!"

With as big of a shit show as 2020 has been, there have been precious few bright spots to latch on to. Then, Idaho Falls potato factory worker Nathan Apodaca came rolling into our lives. Cruising along on his longboard...swiggin' some cranberry juice...and happily singing along to Fleetwood Mac's "...
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Bert Kreischer and Johnny Dare

Waxing Buttholes, Butchering An Emu and Bro-ing down with Caitlyn Jenner...Bert Kreischer Bares All on "The Cabin"!

After the year we've had, most of us would welcome the chance to go to a cabin in the woods to recharge...but only our friend Bert Kreischer could invite a bunch of his friends up to said cabin, and turn it into the hilarious (and sometimes poignant) new Netflix series, "The Cabin" Tom Segrua,...
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Jimmie "JJ" Walker

What Drove Freddie Prinze to Want to Murder John Travolta? Comedy Legend Jimmie Walker Tells All!!

Mitzi Shore launched the careers of some of the biggest comedians in history from the stage of her club, The Comedy Store...Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, David Letterman, Jay Leno, Garry Shandling, Paul Mooney, Andy Kaufman, Michael Keaton and SO many more. But the club's first big star was Jimmie...
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The Johnny Dare Morning Show

It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!! Ladies! Get Geared Up for Slutty Halloween with The Website of the Day 3 Wishes!!

Halloween is right around the corner...which usually means Halloween parties...but because of Covid, the chances for ladies to get their slutty Halloween on are few and far between...but that shouldn't keep you from dressin' up, girls!! And the website with the best slutty selection on the internet...
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Stix Zadinia

SHOW US YOUR BOOOOO-BIES! Stix Zadnina and Steel Panther give you a reason for the season with their Halloweenie Ride Live Scream event!!

Few bands have done as much to keep giving their fans the rock action they crave during the coronavirus pandemic than Steel Panther! They've already broadcast several live stream events, and with Slutty Halloween right around the corner, and not much chance of being able to celebrate like we ALL...
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Nikki Glaser

"I'm focusing on other things...like smoking a lot of pot and ignoring my feelings!" Comedian Nikki Glaser checks in from lockdown!!

Over the last couple of years, we've really grown to love Nikki Glaser...not only because she's f*ckin hilarious...but because she's one of the most open and honest comedians, and ladies, that you could ever hope to meet. But seeing as though she's as though she's been stuck living with her parents...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

For Social Distancing You Ain't Waitin'! It's Time To Do Some Masturbatin'!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

What with all of this Covid nonsense STILL going on, there's one bit of social distancing that you CAN depend on to get you through the day...and that's MASTURBATING!! And by sociallly distant masturbatin' we don't mean 6 feet away from a stranger...on the other side of a window...in front of their...
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Clint Bowyer

"It was time." NASCAR great Clint Bowyer announces his retirement to join the Fox Broadcast Team!

Late last week, NASCAR great and Friend of the Show, Clint Bowyer announced that, at the end of this season, he'll be retiring...but he's not retiring from NASCAR altogether!! While he'll no longer be driving, he's joining the FOX/NASCAR broadcast team, joining his ol' nemesis Jeff Gordon in the...
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Jesse James Dupree

The Family Reunion Tradition Continues!! Jesse James Dupree & Dixie Inc LIVE at Knucklehead's Dec. 19th!!

For years now, we've closed out our year with the Jackyl Family Reunion at the Midland Theater, and it's become one hell of a tradition. But this year, 2020 being the mess that it is, having the usual year end blow out just wasn't a reality. So, our friend Jesse James Dupree, being the kind of guy...
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