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Practicing Sexual Distancing With A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Oh sure, "social distancing" has become a thing during this whole pandemic mess...but while "distance makes the heart grow fonder" it also "makes the heart go wander" because of SEXUAL distancing!! Which is why we here at the Johnny Dare Morning Show continue our important public service of...
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Valerie Bertinelli

Still America's Sweetheart - Valerie Bertinelli Talks Food, Family And What Van Halen Song Is The Best!!

If you were a guy growing up in the mid-70s, you likely had a huge crush on Valerie Bertinelli. As Barbara Cooper on the long running series, "One Day At A Time", she was America's Sweetheart. Then, through the 80s, she became even cooler to us when she married Eddie Van Halen. She's gone on to co-...
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The Johnny Dare Morning Show

Celebrating Stinko de Mayo with moose poop artist, Mary Winchenbach!! Her show "Tirdy Works" debuts TONIGHT on TruTV!!

Somerville Maine's Mary Winchenbach is a true mordern success story. She was at a fair in 2018 selling her art and jewelry made from moose poop...someone posted a video of her making her sales pitch, the video went viral...and now...she's set to star in her own TruTV reality series, "Tirdy Work"!!...
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Dov Davidoff

"I have a hard enough time using words I know, let alone learning new definitions that will describe where you are on the sexual continuum!" Comedian Dov Davidoff has opinions and is not afraid to share them!!

Of all of the comedians we are friends with here on the morning show, there are precious few who are as blunt, outspoken and unafraid to speak his mind as Dov Davidoff. And all it takes is watching his specials like "Filthy Operation", "The Point Is" and "Lower Your Expectations" to see what we...
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Jack Osbourne

"EVERYONE has a ghost story, so there MUST be something to it!" Jack Osbourne shows us the Portals To Hell!!

Jack Osbourne has lived the majority of his life in the spotlight. As the son of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, he was offered an internship at Virgin Records at age 14...he, along with his family, became a huge reality television star with the MTV series "The Osbournes ", went on to star in other...
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Put Your D**k In THIS Box! The Website of the Day: The Hand Pilot Male Masturbation Subscription Box!

During this pandemic lockdown, it's safe to say that we've all have a LOT of free time on our hands. And when you have a lot of time on your hands, there's (hopefully) plenty of opportunity for rubbin' one out. But let's face it guys, when it comes to OUR "self care", there aren't nearly the...
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TJ Miller

"This Is The First Time I've Really Gotten To Understand What It's Like To Have Your Wife To Get Really Sick Of You!" Comedian/Actor TJ Miller Checks In From Quarantine!

In the history of the Johnny Dare Morning Show, few guests have provided more WTF moments than Friend of the Show, TJ MIller. You may think he's weird, you might wonder if he's a little insane...but the fact of the matter is, he might just be operating on a different plane than the rest of us!! And...
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Adult Toy

No Time For Nappin', Cuz It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As the Coronavirus Quarantine wears on, many things have happened. Families have become closer. People are going outside more. Communities have honored those who are on the front lines. And...in the case of those who call in to The Adult Toy Price Is Right...some of y'all have gone dead inside. So...
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Rob Corddry

"I Don't Think We Are Tapping These Doctors Enough To Tell Us What Is Going On" Actor Rob Corddry And Friends Are Helping The Frontline Medical Workers With funnyyoushouldmask.org

Actor Rob Corddry is, perhaps, best known for his smart-assed characters in such films as, "Hot Tub Time Machine" and "Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay"...and now he's using his celebrity, along with friends like fellow actor Ken Jeong (The Hangover/ The Masked Singer) to bring attention to...
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Charlie Starr

"This Is The Longest We've Been Home In 20 Years!" Blackberry Smoke's Charlie Starr Talks Quarantine, Home Schoolin' and The Band's New EP "Live From Capricorn Sound Studios"

It's pretty safe to say that if there is one band who is truly keeping the spirit of Southern Rock alive right now, it's Blackberry Smoke. And ground zero for the original Southern Rock movement was Carpicorn Sound Studios in Macon Georgia. Which is why, when the studio reopened their doors, BBS...
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