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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Helping Impoverished Vaginas For Over Two Decades! It's A Wonderful Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We were on the JDMS see ourselves as public servants...becuase every week we give back to the community...sure, what we give the community is rubber d**ks and coochies, BUT WE'RE STILL GIVERS, PEOPLE!!! WE CARE! Oh, and today the phrase "poor-gina" was invoked...so we also did out civic duty to add...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

"I Ain't Just Trying To Have Any Hussy Up In My Bed!" It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Big rubber hooters and a strapless roto rooter? It must be time for a Wankin' Wednesday edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! And while the men pretty much seem like they've gone dead inside...the ladiesa were a bit more fiesty!! And, as always, thank you to Moonlight Adult Boutique for...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Droppin' Britches And Cuttin' Bitches! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It seems like over the last few years, the ladies who've played The Adult Toy Price Is Right have been growing more...open minded...toward things like threesomes and anal....but today? We had a couple o' ladies that were vehemently against bringing another lady into the bedroom! And you know what...
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Doms And Subs And Strokin' Yo Nubs! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

It's always a good day on The Adult Toy Price Is Right when we learn new things! Not just about simple strokers and high tech ticklers...today we learned a few things about Sub/Dom relationships! And we also learned what we already knew....you ladies never really listen to what we say. Except for...
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Miserable Married Mofos And Dirty Squirters! It's Monday Masturbatin' Madness With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

We had all flavors on the ol' ATPIR today...from one dude who hasn't had sex with his wife for FOUR YEARS, to one gal who cut her old man loose and is busy gettin' all Tinder'd up with other ladies, and some tell tale giggling when the subject of squirting was brought up...because y'all ladies are...
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Sinners Are Winners!! It's A Big Ticket Item Bonanza For The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

For our first round of Adult Toy Price Is Right for 2020, we thought it only fitting to trot out the big ticket items, and they did not disappoint!! From 3lbs of rubber ass to a vibe that is just this side of a sexual Swiss Army knife, we brought out the good stuff!! And at least one of the...
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Get Yer Kicks With Glitter D*cks! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...you make one mention of the fact that a glittery dildo looks like something a teenage girl would buy at a mall store and eeeeeveryone gets all weird. At least I didn't make an inappropriate "hello kitty" joke. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to by the Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Marriage Tips, Fake Hips And A Visit From the Semen Fairy! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

While the men's side of today's edition of Adult Toy was fairly straightforward....the ladies side? CHOCK FULL O' CRAZY! Especially "single" Amanda...who has 4 kids and another on the way...with the same guy. Apparently Mandy doesn't know what "single" really means...as well as not knowing how to...
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Continually Striving For Bateness! It's A Thumpin Thursday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

All I'm gonna say about today's episode of the Adult Toy Price Is Right is that, after Nycki checked out the ladies item, the winner may have to wrassle her for it in the parking lot. Which, frankly, we encourage. Enjoy!
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"I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE BUTTHOLE!" It's A Fappin' Friday Edition Of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

It's kind of a Butt Stuff Bonanza on today's edition of the ol' Adult Toy Price Is Right!! The dude's item HAS a butthole, the lady's item is FOR your butthole!! Why? Because it's our duty to serve that booty!! It's a Fappin' Friday edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by...
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