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It's A Star Spangled Spank Session with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As we roll into the 4th of July weekend, it's time to MAKE AMERICA 'BATE AGAIN!!! Jingoistic jerkin'? Flag waving fappin'? Nationalistic nubbins? USA! USA! USA! The land of the FREE and the home of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by those fine Americans at Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Wednesdays Are For Wankin'!! We're Making America 'Bate Again With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

We're are here to judge...but one of the dudes on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price is Right reeeeeally needs to learn how to either pull out or wear a god damn condom...OR hook up with any of the ladies who played today because they were all into butt stuff!! "Up the bum, no babies come" as...
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It's A Wankin' Wednesday And We Ain't Jokin'! It's Time For Some Rubber Jackin' & Pokin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

To put it simply...any time you can reference Bel Bev DeVoe, make the Disney classic "Pinnochio" even creepier and use the phrase "milking the hog", is a damn good day. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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No Time For Nappin'! It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...we're on day 389074509572 of the damn quarantine and, frankly, shit's done got weird. Not weird in like a sticking a duct taped hamster up your ass weird...but, yeah...weird. It's the ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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No More Watin' For The 'Batin'!! It's A Hump Day At Home Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Here we are on day 3409835309 of the Covid19 lockdown and things are starting to open back up, thankfully. But two things are stil apparent...Married dudes reaaaaally want something, ANYTHING, to stick it in...and the ladies reaaaaally want something to stick in themselves that IS NOT their old man...
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The Johnny Dare Morning Show

It's A F**kin Friday Free For All with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Jeeeeeezuss...you take a couple of days off and everyone goes buck wild! On the guys side, we had a dude who started a new relationship via Tinder IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PANDEMIC! And on the ladies side? Well, let's just say that alll sounded bat shit crazy in their own lovely ways! It's THE ADULT...
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The Johnny Dare Morning Show

It's A Big Ticket BJ & Booty Bustin' Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We did some HIGH DOLLAR DIDDLIN' on today's Adult Toy Price Is Right! On one side? A big dolla blow job machine...On the other? A bodacious blow up booty plug!! PPE's? Pfffft....we give you what you REALLY need during quarantine! Sweet, sweet release. IT'S THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to...
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Practicing Sexual Distancing With A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Oh sure, "social distancing" has become a thing during this whole pandemic mess...but while "distance makes the heart grow fonder" it also "makes the heart go wander" because of SEXUAL distancing!! Which is why we here at the Johnny Dare Morning Show continue our important public service of...
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No Time For Nappin', Cuz It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As the Coronavirus Quarantine wears on, many things have happened. Families have become closer. People are going outside more. Communities have honored those who are on the front lines. And...in the case of those who call in to The Adult Toy Price Is Right...some of y'all have gone dead inside. So...
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No 'Rona For Your Bone-a! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right got real weird real quick...from one dude whose ex cheated on him while he was overseas, to another dude whose side piece is married to a man who can no longer please her sexually (and, as such, lets her mess around) to the ladies talkin' all...
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