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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's a Rotating, Inflating, Pre-Turkey Day Bate'n Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Thanksgiving is tomorrow...and, sure, you can cope with the ensuing family nightmare by drinking...but wouldn't it be more constructive to deal with it by masturbating? Of course it would! Just...you know...not at the damn dinner table. That is, unless Grandma would be into that. She's kind of a...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Pokin', Strokin' and Booty Provokin'! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Look...we're GIVERS, people! Not only do we bring you the finest in dildos, vibrators, butt plugs and rubber vaginas every week on the ol' Adult Toy Price Is Right...but now? We're addin' to it with something even better!! Along with the fine folks at Moonlight Adult Boutique, from now through the...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's A Weird And Wild Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Stabbings, virgins, inflatable buttplugs, disappearing sex toys and maturbating muppets. You know...just another Wednesday. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Let's Do Some Bonus Boinkin' With A Fappin' Friday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As we slide recklessly into the end of a week that has felt like it's been 2390857209 days long...we figured it would be good to stop talking about the election and focus on something truly important....masturbating. Jerk offs? NO! Jerkin' it? YES!! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Who's ready for a Presidential Pummeling!! It's an Election Day edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It's election day and I'm preeeeeeetty sure all of the contestants today's The Adult Toy Price Is Right were already drinkin'...or maybe it was just me. Not that I've been drinking. That you know of. I mean, maybe I am, and maybe I am. But be that as it may...It's election day and we're all pretty...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Just A Masterbatin' Mondaaaaaaaay!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 10.26.20.

It's Monday! It's snowin'! Yer horniness is growin'! Let's do this! No waitin'! It's time for masterbatin'!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's A Taint Ticklin' Tuesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Wow...the difference between the men and women today was broad...On the men's side, they pretty much seemed like they were just praying for the grim reaper to come and take them away....and with the ladies, they all seemed like they just might kill you in your sleep!! Oh wait...that may actually...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

For Social Distancing You Ain't Waitin'! It's Time To Do Some Masturbatin'!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

What with all of this Covid nonsense STILL going on, there's one bit of social distancing that you CAN depend on to get you through the day...and that's MASTURBATING!! And by sociallly distant masturbatin' we don't mean 6 feet away from a stranger...on the other side of a window...in front of their...
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The Johnny Dare Morning Show

Cosplay and C**kplay!! It's A Thumpin' Thursday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

From sex swing to cuckolds and anime strokers to glow in the dark dongs we got it all, folks!! And somehow...the somewhat age inappropriate artwork on the dude's item was less weird and creepy than that female contestant who has sex with other ladies, but her husband is only allowed to watch. And...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Wax on...Whacks Off! It's A Wonderous Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

What's the difference between the presidential debates and The Adult Toy Price Is Right? WE give you things you WILLINGLY stick up your ass. We'll be here all week.
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