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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Let's Do Some Bonus Ballin' With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

A second round of The Adult Toy Price Is Right in one week?!? Yer damn right! You know why? Because we are GIVERS, people! Is anyone else giving you the chance to bid on vegetable lookin' hump toys and robo-dongs? The answer is no. That's why we're special. That's why we're the pretty ones. Love us...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Treat Yo'self!! It's A High-Powered Hump Day Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

I think it's safe to say that today's toys on ye olde Adult Toy Price Is Right both are wielding some serious horsepower!! High Octane Humpin'! Voracious Vibrations!! Plentiful Pulsations!!! YOU CAN BUY THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!! It's the Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Hooray! It's Your Handy Hump Day Highway To Happiness! The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Hump Day doesn't just mean the middle of the work week anymore! No no! Not when you have an entire city full of men and women in dire need of some kinda sexual satisfaction!! Well, dammit, far be it from us to not use our powers for good!! We're GIVERS, people!! We care. Alot. Mostly about you...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Let's Do Some Bonus Batin' With A Special Thursday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It may be Thirsty Thursday, but we had some folks who were hungry...for a little self lovin'!! So, being the giving folks that we are, we dug through our box of goodies from Moonlight Adult Boutique to give 'em a special extra edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's Just Another Mashin' Monday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

I have just one word to describe today's edition of Ye Olde Adult Toy Price Is Right.... KIMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Freaks! It's A Fabulous Fappin' Friday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...shit is gettin' weirder and weirder up in here. And by "in here" I mean "my brain". You know that scene in Disney's "Fantasia" with the dancing mushrooms? It's like that, only with rubber dicks and vaginas. Like I said...weird. Sorry, not sorry. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! Brought to...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

It's Raining C-Rings and Butt Things!! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In a world where some are increasingly scared to just walk outside of their houses...there's one thing that you can always count on to help you weather the storm...and that's masturbation. Think about it! It's the socially distant...you can do it alone in your home....and you don't have to wear a...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

We Worship The Wonderful Word of Wednesday Wankery With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Rubber Booty in which to spill your seed? Check!! A big ol' thrusting dong that'll likely pound a dent in your cervix? Got it!! Then it must be time for a Wankin' Wednesday edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right

Working For The 'Bater Good Of Mankind!! It's A Thumpin' Thursday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...everything from loveless marriages, birthday weed, Schoolhouse Rock, Seasame Street and David Lee Roth were invoked today!!! Shit is gettin' weird up in hurr. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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It's A Star Spangled Spank Session with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As we roll into the 4th of July weekend, it's time to MAKE AMERICA 'BATE AGAIN!!! Jingoistic jerkin'? Flag waving fappin'? Nationalistic nubbins? USA! USA! USA! The land of the FREE and the home of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by those fine Americans at Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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