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It's Just Another Mashin' Monday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

I have just one word to describe today's edition of Ye Olde Adult Toy Price Is Right.... KIMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!
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Freaks! It's A Fabulous Fappin' Friday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...shit is gettin' weirder and weirder up in here. And by "in here" I mean "my brain". You know that scene in Disney's "Fantasia" with the dancing mushrooms? It's like that, only with rubber dicks and vaginas. Like I said...weird. Sorry, not sorry. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! Brought to...
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It's Raining C-Rings and Butt Things!! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In a world where some are increasingly scared to just walk outside of their houses...there's one thing that you can always count on to help you weather the storm...and that's masturbation. Think about it! It's the socially distant...you can do it alone in your home....and you don't have to wear a...
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We Worship The Wonderful Word of Wednesday Wankery With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Rubber Booty in which to spill your seed? Check!! A big ol' thrusting dong that'll likely pound a dent in your cervix? Got it!! Then it must be time for a Wankin' Wednesday edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Working For The 'Bater Good Of Mankind!! It's A Thumpin' Thursday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...everything from loveless marriages, birthday weed, Schoolhouse Rock, Seasame Street and David Lee Roth were invoked today!!! Shit is gettin' weird up in hurr. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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It's A Star Spangled Spank Session with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As we roll into the 4th of July weekend, it's time to MAKE AMERICA 'BATE AGAIN!!! Jingoistic jerkin'? Flag waving fappin'? Nationalistic nubbins? USA! USA! USA! The land of the FREE and the home of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you by those fine Americans at Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Wednesdays Are For Wankin'!! We're Making America 'Bate Again With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

We're are here to judge...but one of the dudes on today's edition of The Adult Toy Price is Right reeeeeally needs to learn how to either pull out or wear a god damn condom...OR hook up with any of the ladies who played today because they were all into butt stuff!! "Up the bum, no babies come" as...
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It's A Wankin' Wednesday And We Ain't Jokin'! It's Time For Some Rubber Jackin' & Pokin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

To put it simply...any time you can reference Bel Bev DeVoe, make the Disney classic "Pinnochio" even creepier and use the phrase "milking the hog", is a damn good day. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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No Time For Nappin'! It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...we're on day 389074509572 of the damn quarantine and, frankly, shit's done got weird. Not weird in like a sticking a duct taped hamster up your ass weird...but, yeah...weird. It's the ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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No More Watin' For The 'Batin'!! It's A Hump Day At Home Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Here we are on day 3409835309 of the Covid19 lockdown and things are starting to open back up, thankfully. But two things are stil apparent...Married dudes reaaaaally want something, ANYTHING, to stick it in...and the ladies reaaaaally want something to stick in themselves that IS NOT their old man...
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