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It's A F**kin Friday Free For All with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Jeeeeeezuss...you take a couple of days off and everyone goes buck wild! On the guys side, we had a dude who started a new relationship via Tinder IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PANDEMIC! And on the ladies side? Well, let's just say that alll sounded bat shit crazy in their own lovely ways! It's THE ADULT...
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It's A Big Ticket BJ & Booty Bustin' Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We did some HIGH DOLLAR DIDDLIN' on today's Adult Toy Price Is Right! On one side? A big dolla blow job machine...On the other? A bodacious blow up booty plug!! PPE's? Pfffft....we give you what you REALLY need during quarantine! Sweet, sweet release. IT'S THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT! Brought to...
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Practicing Sexual Distancing With A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Oh sure, "social distancing" has become a thing during this whole pandemic mess...but while "distance makes the heart grow fonder" it also "makes the heart go wander" because of SEXUAL distancing!! Which is why we here at the Johnny Dare Morning Show continue our important public service of...
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No Time For Nappin', Cuz It's Time For Fappin'! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

As the Coronavirus Quarantine wears on, many things have happened. Families have become closer. People are going outside more. Communities have honored those who are on the front lines. And...in the case of those who call in to The Adult Toy Price Is Right...some of y'all have gone dead inside. So...
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No 'Rona For Your Bone-a! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right got real weird real quick...from one dude whose ex cheated on him while he was overseas, to another dude whose side piece is married to a man who can no longer please her sexually (and, as such, lets her mess around) to the ladies talkin' all...
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We're Fappening The Curve! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

This damn 'rona pandemic is forcing some of us to be a bit more creative when it comes to workin' one out...which is why, now more than ever, it's important that we continue to bring you the latestest in freakishly expensive sex toys to help further your fappin' fun! WE JUST WANT TO DO GOOD!! It's...
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It's Time For Some Social Dick-stancing With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We're all stuck at home...and things are startin' to get weird. Which means, it's time to sneak away from the family and turn Social Distancing into Social Dick-stancing with some rubber lovin'!!! It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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It's time for a QUARAN-TEASE with THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!

In the Age of Quarantine there are certain things you can be certain of: You're gonna have a lot of spare time to masturbate, and you're gonna need to find new and creative ways to perform said masturbation to keep it from getting boring! Well friends, consider us your "essential service"...because...
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Get Ready For Some Quarantugging! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

If there's one thing that is going to come from the city being shut down and everyone being stuck at home for the forseeable future, it's that us grown folks who have kids around are gonna have to fine some creative ways to rub one out. That being said, maybe a big rubber ass with a butthole you...
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Scuffin' Your Stuff With A High Powered Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

From Meloncholy Married Men to Foul Mouthed Females, today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right has it all! One dude is just "waitin' on a hysterectomy" to restart his sex life, to one gal whose husband is jealous of her toys, and another lady who is just proud she managed to "keep her kids...
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