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Get Yer Kicks With Glitter D*cks! It's A Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man...you make one mention of the fact that a glittery dildo looks like something a teenage girl would buy at a mall store and eeeeeveryone gets all weird. At least I didn't make an inappropriate "hello kitty" joke. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to by the Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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Marriage Tips, Fake Hips And A Visit From the Semen Fairy! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

While the men's side of today's edition of Adult Toy was fairly straightforward....the ladies side? CHOCK FULL O' CRAZY! Especially "single" Amanda...who has 4 kids and another on the way...with the same guy. Apparently Mandy doesn't know what "single" really means...as well as not knowing how to...
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Continually Striving For Bateness! It's A Thumpin Thursday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

All I'm gonna say about today's episode of the Adult Toy Price Is Right is that, after Nycki checked out the ladies item, the winner may have to wrassle her for it in the parking lot. Which, frankly, we encourage. Enjoy!
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"I'M GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE BUTTHOLE!" It's A Fappin' Friday Edition Of The Adult Toy Price Is Right!

It's kind of a Butt Stuff Bonanza on today's edition of the ol' Adult Toy Price Is Right!! The dude's item HAS a butthole, the lady's item is FOR your butthole!! Why? Because it's our duty to serve that booty!! It's a Fappin' Friday edition of THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by...
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Makin' Vaginas Smile! That's Our Style! It's a Wankin' Wednesday Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

I'm gonna get right to the point...today's Adult Toy items are f**king weird...but in differnet ways. The dude's item is just plain odd...but in an awesomely f**ked up way. The lady's item? Well it's just creepy...mainly because you KNOW T Bone picked the damn thing out to fuel his sketchy anime...
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It's A Bodacious Butt Stuff Bonanza with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

It's Halloween, so everyone is ready for scary stuff...welp, for a lot of guys, nothin' is scarier than the thought of something up their butt! But, if Ye Olde Butt Stuff is your thing...today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right is right up your alley...literally and figuratively! Go pigeon...
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It's Wankin' Wednesday With The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

We live in a world full of differences. Different colors of skin, different religious beliefs, different political affiliations...but there is one thing that unites us all...and that's our insatiable desire to do stuff with our naughty bits! Whether it's stickin' stuff in 'em , or stickin' 'em in...
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It's DURTAY THURSDAY!! With THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!

We're balls deep into this work week, which means it's time for some tiny 'ginas and ticklin' tongues! Ooooh sure, on the regular Price Is Right, Drew Carey gives you cars and boats....WE give you orgasms. Well...WE don't give you orgasms per se, but you get the idea. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS...
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IT'S "YOU DO YOU TUESDAY" WITH THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!

There's only three words you need to know about today's ladies item..."The Fancy Licker" Yep. Never let it be said that this show isn't high class!! We're totally elegant. We masturbate with out pinkies out and everything!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult...
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It's time to Make America 'Bate Again with The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

In these days of polictial divisiveness, lines drawn over religion and color of skin, renewed unrest in the Middle East....there's one thing pretty much all of us can agree on...and that the fact that we like to do stuff with our fiddly bits! Be ye man or woman...gettin' your stuff rubbed on is...
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