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Drew Carey ain't got sh*t on us! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right! 09.10.19.

Today's edition of The Adult Toy Price was a musical tour de force...complete with two Big Dick-it items! Things got a little weird at the end...and then they managed to get even weirder!! (Spoiler Alert: T is a ball cupper.) It's the ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT brought to you by Moonlight Adult...
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Broken Hearts and Rubber Parts! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Man, we covered a lot of emotional ground on today's Adult Toy! From one dude whose lady couldn't get enough of his Sweet D, to two guys who are basically dead inside...and on the ladies side, it's all heart breakers and hell raisers!! Meanwhile, T ruins it all with his creepy. Total hard off. It's...
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Ain't Nuthin' But The G Spot Baaaaaaaabaaaay! It's the Adult Toy Price Is Right!!

Today's edition of the ATPIR was kinda like being in The Upside Down! The dudes were seemingly totally open to the butt stuff...and they ladies...well, they were a mixed bag of crazy!! WE'RE GIVING YOU FREE VIBRATORS, LADIES...quit being so cranky. Jeez. It's the Adult Toy Price Is Right, sponsored...
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No more waitin' ! It's time for bate'n!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 08.05.19.

When the noises on the automated d**k stroker sound like they're mocking you...you may need to work a little harder to find a real lady...or maybe talk to a professional, because that's not normal...juuuuust sayin'. It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right, brought to you today by Moonlight Adult Boutique...
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Rubber lovin' for the masses! It's the Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.31.19.

The philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once said “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” But what if the thing staring at you from the abyss is a dead eyed blow up doll or a big purple...
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¡Dios mío! It's a special South of the Border Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.24.19.

On today's edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right, we here on the Morning Show prove that we, in fact, are down with the brown! And? It just happens to coincide with National Tequila Day! So what say we get liqoured up and celebrate!! VIVE LA VIDA, AMIGOS! ORALE! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right...
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Pledging allegiance to the United 'Bates of America! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right! 07.17.19.

The dudes are just lookin' for something to stick their junk in...but the ladies today? Holy sh*t. They were terrifying. So much talk of pegging and flicking of sensitive man bits. And sh*t just kinda got weird from there..... It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you today by Moonlight...
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Make America 'Bate Again! It's the Adult Toy Price! 07.10.19.

We live in divided times. Brother against brother. Republicans against Democrats. Christians against Muslims. But one thing unites us all...and that's our insatiable need to rub one out every damn chance we get! And seein' as though we believe in Harmony In A World of Diddlin'...we bring you...THE...
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Let's Masturbate!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!! 06.27.19.

We're heading off for a week of vacation, but we couldn't leave without giving you perverts some rubber lovin'!! But the ladies item might be a little....terrifying, to say the least...good lort.
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Got a hole in your life? Let us fill it!! It's The Adult Toy Price Is Right!!!

"Finding 5 didlos is better than bar money!" Such are the pearls of widsom you'll hear on any given edition of The Adult Toy Price Is Right...as opposed to pearls that go up your butt. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT, brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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