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Can We Fix Humanity Already?

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are ya? I only ask because I woke up in the worst f**king mood today. No particular reason, just one of those mornings. Sadly, as I do when I wake up, I immediately started surfing the news to see what's going on and any potential points of interest that might find...
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Alexa Flex

Hola Bitcholas, Funny thing happened on my way to write the blog.. I forgot to write the blog. It happens from time to time. Have no idea what I would have babbled about, but as a direct result of my forgetfulness, I will babble about having forgotten. The major problem with that is the degree of...
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The Jury Fury!

Hola Bitcholas, We had a discussion about jury duty today. No one loves it, but we wondered which would be the better scenario: average, boring 2 weeks or a 'crime of the century' type trial (like OJ) for 7 months? Initially, I thought I'd prefer the 7-month-spectacle. I figure it's interesting at...
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Drought or Pout

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What's the streak you wanted to end?". This was inspired a few different surveys about people's hygiene; how often you brush your teeth, wash your sheets, change your underwear (???) and 'what would happen if you didn't shower for a year'. You don't have to be an...
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You Should Really Get That Checked Out

Hola Bitcholas, Today we made the fatal error of asking, "What was the medical emergency?" Things went horribly wrong pretty quickly. First caller regaled us with a lovely story of the time he broke his PENIS. It was fascinating and terrifying all at once. It was hard to listen too, but you kept...
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Pantsless Wonders!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Spelling Hurts When Done Improperly

Hola Bitcholas, Two things today: #1: After espousing my undying hatred of snow in yesterday's blog, I went home and the first words out of my kids' face-hole was, "Daddy, will you go outside with us?" What I THOUGHT was, "Are you mother**kers serious?!?" What I SAID was, "Gimme a minute". Then I...
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Bowl of Nacho Day Off Yet

Hola Bitcholas, Today is MLK Jr. Day so much of the American workforce is off today. Not us. We COULD have had the day off but we decided to work today and exchange this day for the Monday after the Super Bowl. Taking that particular Monday off isn't about getting super-drunk for the Super Bowl. It...
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