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Johnny Dare Morning Show

"Please Stand 6 Feet From Me" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

IT'S CALL BOUNDRIES, PEOPLE!! 6 FEET! SIX! FEET!! Stay inside! Stay safe! Wash yer hand!!
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"Don't Shake My Hand, Man!" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

Seriously....I'm all for being polite...but right now, unless you wanna feel the wintery freshness of pepper spray, DON'T SHAKE MY HAND, MAN!!
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"Stayin' Inside" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

This whole pandemic lockdown is a pain in the ass, for sure....but imagine if you were a germaphobe?!?!?! ALL OF THE CLEANING AND WIPING!!! We're all just STAYIN' INSIDE!!!
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"Don't Eat Ass!" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

The NYC Health Dept came out this week urging folks to quit munchin' on booty to quell the spread of COVID-19. This is who we are now, folks. DON'T EAT ASS!! But listen to this Johnny Dare Morning Show Coronavirus Classic!
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"COVID-19" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

Write a jaunty song about a pandemic? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! You'll be singing this one in your sleep. Stay safe! Stay home! Wash your hands!!
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"Don't Touch Me" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

Hammer won't hurt you...but I might. Don't Touch Me!! At least not for a few more weeks, or unless you bathe in bleach first. Social Distancing people! Do it!
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"Would You Just Wash Your Hands?" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

Here's another Johnny Dare Morning Show Coronavirus Classic for your earholes! WASH YOUR HANDS, DAMMIT!!
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"This Is Quarantine" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

We're doin' our part to keep you laughin' on lockdown! Enjoy this take on the Nightmare Before Christmas classic! Stay safe! Stay home! Wash yer mitts!
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"Just Stay Home!" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

You've been preparing for this day for years, ya sloths!! JUST STAY HOME! It's that simple.
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"My Corona" Listen to The Johnny Dare Morning Show's Coronavirus Classic Here!

Patient Zero for all of your Coronavirus Classics was this one...My Coronoa! Enjoy! From a safe distance!
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