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Which of These Would Win You Money?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you would do the BEST at in an effort to win $1,000,000! - Compete in some kind of 'cook- off'...your choice of food A spelling bee Jeopardy or American Ninja...
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Party with Us This Saturday! Here's What to Know

Hola, bitcholas! Our annual outdoor drinking extravaganza is THIS SATURDAY! You may have heard that our email is down, so instead of blasting you with robo calls or pigeons wearing teeny-tiny scrolls of information, I decided to post it here instead. The 'Dos and Don'ts', as they were, of our party...
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Rest in Hilarious Peace

Hola Bitcholas, Soooooooo, we talked about death today! Yup. Always a fun and entertaining subject. Of course that is not true, but today's death conversation wasn't as morose as most death conversations because the kind of death stories we were conversing about were stupid. Sure, death isn't...
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Half Price Redfestival tickets!

Hola Bitcholas, Hi, I plan on going to New Originals practice AND drinking copious amounts of alcohol. That is an important element to any band practice where the end objective is not to be too good. That said, we really need to nail this practice because it is the ONE practice we will have before...
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Things We Learn On The Show

Hola Bitcholas, Our 'Shot of the Day' today featured a homeless man who was, allegedly, dragging a half naked and unconscious woman around the streets of Kansas City. The good news is that the 'half naked and unconscious woman' was, in fact, a sex doll. The thing that made the story particularly...
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The Sad Sandwich Chronicles Continue

Hola Bitcholas, A little while ago we posted a picture of my 'sad sandwich' lunch. I'd gone to our little food court and got a sad sandwich...albeit, freaky fast. It happens sometimes. See also: My sad sandwich... Actually, since I posted my sad sandwich, I went to a different sandwich place and...
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Scary Movies Moved Me

Hola Bitcholas, Random Question day but the one question that elicited the biggest response was,'what movie scared the bejesus out of you?' For me it the movie 'Alien'. Mother took me to see it when I was 10. Great movie, but it messed with me mightily. Keep in mind, at the time, my goal was to be...
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The S Show Conductors

Hola Bitcholas, Yesterday was straight up f**king weird. Odd. Off-kilter. Wrong. Other like-meaning words. Mike Hawk wasn't here either. Mike is very much the backbone to everything we do. Technical stuff, on-air stuff, he's got his fingers in everything. Take that last statement any way you'd like...
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Molly is a Helluva Drug

Hola Bitcholas, Every year at Pain in the Grass the fine folks at Motley Zoo Animal Rescue join us backstage with a smattering of dogs and cats in need of a good home. It's always interesting see the Corey Taylors, Marilyn Mansons and Rob Zombies of the world 'ooh' and awww' over these fuzzy little...
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Tapir Off Your Love for This Beast

Hola Bitcholas, Kids...most kids...love the zoo. My daughter is one of those kids that loves the zoo. This makes me happy because it provides cheap entertainment and the kid just might learn something. And she loves animals and nature and all that. So much so that she endures the smell of a zoo...
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