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Pantsless Wonders!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Book Your Flight After a Flight!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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What Happens There, Stays Fair

Hola Bitcholas, Today is Wednesday. This particular Wednesday is a Wednesday we've been waiting for because, well, the show is headed to Vegas for our annual pilgrimage. Technically it's a convention but...well, it's in Vegas, so...you know. That said, we will be there with the 'drunk in charge...
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Would You Buy It?

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot about a blog again today. I really did. No legit excuse but I'm gonna submit an excuse anyway. Uh....ah; Ted has been gone this week and the "extra work load" has distracted me. I don't expect you to believe that...and you shouldn't because it's a lie...but if I had...
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Sniff Out Trouble

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot about a blog today. Then Robin said, "Hey, is there a blog today?" I lied and said, "yea, yea, yea". Now I'm typing this to prevent myself appearing as an actual liar. The problem is that I've already admitted that I was lying, so this blog, which Robin will post, is...
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You Do NOT Want to Be the Egg

Hola Bitcholas, Not much today, just a dumb joke we heard that I enjoy more than I think I should. What's the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once...and it's by your mom. Stupid, I know, but I like it. That's what I've got. Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! But...
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Take One Movie for the Team!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. In 'honor' of Valentine's Day, we asked which of the following 'romantic comedies' would you endure: If you're like me, well, God help you...but otherwise, if you're like me, you don't make it a point to watch...
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Snow Day for Daddy?

Hola Bitcholas, ​Word has it that my kids are finally going to go back to school tomorrow. I've lost track of how many days they've been off but it's been plenty. The thing that occurred to me today was what snow is in the eyes of a school-aged child. I never really considered it until today, but...
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Spelling Hurts When Done Improperly

Hola Bitcholas, Two things today: #1: After espousing my undying hatred of snow in yesterday's blog, I went home and the first words out of my kids' face-hole was, "Daddy, will you go outside with us?" What I THOUGHT was, "Are you mother**kers serious?!?" What I SAID was, "Gimme a minute". Then I...
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Snow, Not Again!

Hola Bitcholas, Aww www...the snow. Snowmageddon. Snowpocalypse. Frozen Bullsh*t. Here we are again. I absolutely hate snow. Always have. Snow and I are natural enemies, not unlike lions and elephants. That said, everyone around me keeps commenting on how "beautiful" it is. Really? I don't see it...
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