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Johnny Dare Morning Show

Lookin' For Love But Lacking In Dong? Then You Need The Website of the Day: DinkyOne.com!

It's a fact...some guys out there have to deal with certain, *ahem*, shortcomings when it comes to the size of their penis...and in a world where size seemingly matters, it can be tough looking for romance when you're not packin' the heat. But now, a Liverpool England based entrepreneur has...
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Johnny Dare Morning Show

Giving Downward Dog All New Meaning With Srirachas! The New Yoga Pants With A Hidden Sex Flap!

What with Valentine's Day coming up fast, we felt like it was time to give something to the ladies...but something that is, in fact, for us guys....yoga pants. But these aren't just any yoga pants...we're talkin' about the hottest new product on the market, Srirachas! What makes 'em so special?...
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Oral Hygiene AND Orgasms ? Now You Can Have Both With The Website Of The Day: TingleTip.com!

Ladies, we know you are guilty of using all matter of things to rub one out. Knotted sheets, table corners, washing machines...you name it. Which is why someone like our new friend Graham Woolley, the inventor of The Tingle Tip comes in! What is it? It's a vibe...but one that works with your Oral B...
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It's Not Cheating If She's Not Real! Masturbation Enters The Future With Virtual Mate!

Our new friend Jeff Dillon is a damn genius. Not content with simple ol' mastubation, he has developed the Vitural Mate...a realistic POV virtual sex mate!! Virtual reality meets real world whackin'!! It reads your speed, strength and depth and creates the most realistic VR sex experience you've...
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We Wish You A Hairy Christmas!! Our Website of the Day Has Your Merry Merkin!!

Ladies...the holidays are here and, while you may usually be closely groomed...sometimes you gotta dress that thang up for your personal holiday celebration! Which is why our new friend Kim is here to save the day with her holiday merkins from Fun Delivery!! https://www.fun.delivery/products/kitty-...
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Boom Blasters

Stuck In Traffic? Need to Make A Statement? How About A Car Horn That Sounds Like Godzilla? It's Today's Website of the Day: Boom Blasters

We love it when we find ridiculous stuff on the internet...and our new favorite thing? A car horn that sounds like friggin' GODZILLA!!! But that wasn't enough...we went to boomblasters.com and found out that had tons of amazing horns!! From school fight songs to animal noises, patriot songs and...
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It's An America F**k Yeah Friday Website of the Day! Vulcan Flamthrowers!

We have lots of friends. But now we have a NEW BEST FRIEND! His name is Carl and he lives in Lee's Summit. Why is he our new bestie? BECAUSE HE BUILDS FUGGIN' FLAMETHROWERS! RIGHT HERE IN KANSAS CITY!!! Battery operated. Self contained. Shoots up to 50 feet. And, did we mention....MADE RIGHT HERE...
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Elf On The Shelf? More Like Elf On Yourself! 1AM Dolls realistic sex dolls are KEEPIN' IT WEIRD!

We've had Brent, the man behind the ultra-realistic 1AM sec dolls, on the show before...and this time we had every intention of talking to him about his new "absorbing wand" (made to suck up the fluids in your sex dolls)...BUT that was before we discovered they had sex dolls that look like elves.....
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Space Age Technology You Can Stick Your Dick In! The Website of the Day: Virtual Mate

We live in a world where technology is constantly changing at high speed, where our cell phones possess more thech than the spacecraft that took the first men to the moon. Which is why something like virtual reality technology would eventually meet the world of sex toys. Enter Jeff Dillon, the man...
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Ain't No Shame in that Slutty Halloween Game! The Website of the Day: 3wishes.com

It's October...and that means Halloween is right around the corner...which also means Halloween parties...and we all know what that leads to! SLUTTY HALLOWEEN!!! Yes! Normal chicks everywhere wearing virtually nothing all in the name Hallows Eve!! And the website with the best slutty selection on...
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