The Adult Toy Price Is Right

The Adult Toy Price Is Right 08.01.18.

butt stuff, preggo sex and a boyfriend in prison. just another Wednesday in Adult Toy Price is Right land.
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 07.25.18.

And now an Adult Toy haiku: booty holes and such some days I digust myself see you in hell y'all
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 07.20.18.

There's not much more that can be said about today's edition of Adult Toy than comparisons between the leader of the Free World and Tony Manero, the phrase "I don't burden myself with relationships," a Miley Cyrus song and the invocation of "Enter The Dragon"...and if that ain't f'd up enough,...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 07.10.18.

cootchies and dongs cootchies and dongs givin' you rubber lovin'....allllll night looooong.
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 06.13.18.

Married men lookin' for some rubber love, a trio of ladies who sound like they've been huffin' Pall Malls since age 10, and a fat guy singing show tunes about a hump toy...such is today's edition of The Adult Toy Price is Right.
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.24.18.

We are rollin' into the Memorial Day weekend...which means you likely have a 3 day weekend...this also means sooooome of you may have some free time on your hands...which means one thing! MORE TIME TO MASTURBATE! Which is why WE choose to make America great by giving you stuff to rub on your...
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.17.18.

Man...today's edition of the ATPIS was a wild one...contestant-wise AND toy wise...I mean...the dude's item was one thing...but the ladies item? One word...disturbing.
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The Adult Toy Price is Right 05.15.18.

Jolly potheads and ruining childhood memories. Just another morning on The Adult Toy Price Is Right brought to you by Moonlight Adult Boutique!!
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 05.03.18.

Hoooooooo buddy...some days our Adult Toy contestants are just your normal every day perverts. Then some days we get someone who so dripping with crazy that the whole game takes a backseat to the pure nuttiness on display....today was just such a day.
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The Adult Toy Price Is Right 04.25.18.

You know...some days I question why we let TBone pick the adult toys from Moonlight Boutique...I mean, some days it's fantastic and weird...and some days are today...
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